Kyle

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

What happened to senior citizens selling their bought new, well maintained, driven 76k miles, 2010 Toyota Camry for $5,000?

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car

[crumpet @mistermaget559]

my vape hits me and tells me im worthless

[CEO 💸 🦊 @davee_the_ceo]

We don’t say “you missed the exit” we say
“Where you going” 🤣🤣😭

[Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell @i_love_tweas]

when i hear a car making a weird sound in traffic i just pretend that i don’t hear it bc ik if my car was making a weird sound and everyone was staring at me id kill myslef

[Cuisine @BriLee_____]

A good honey mustard is easily a top 3 condiment

[َ @gffyoq]

the UNHOLY amount of rage i've swallowed to remain kind would have buried you.

[anki | ahs spoilers 🖤 @PAULSONLEG4CY]

the director yelled “cut” but jessica lange, sarah paulson and evan peters heard “cunt” and kept going

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

“Netflix is headed for its worst year since 2022.” I don’t know maybe stop policing the passwords and canceling shows after one season. That might help a little.

[remx @biigrem]

ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Most gay men grew up in religious homes with religious parents. We were surrounded by heterosexuality everywhere at home, in school, in church, in movies, everywhere. we still turned out gay but yet a mentally unstable homophobe will say being gay is a choice.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The weather dropped
from 95 to 60 like it saw
a State Trooper.

[Ok, Jose @JoseRMejia]

you can tell from tonight’s sunset that we’re getting absolutely destroyed by nature this weekend

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo

[kimu @kimudeluxe]

My mom said “I love Lady Gaga because she made the world a better place for people like my son”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Dolly Parton Day.

[Craig Milkowski @CraigMilkowski]

There is a special place in hell for semi drivers that move in front of you on the interstate at the last second to pass a another semi going 1 mph slower.

[LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganownet]

Lady Gaga stars in a new commercial for FamilyMart in Japan.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

i just saw a woman say:

“isn’t it strange that we were taught to fear the witches, but not the men who burned them?”

and honestly… that stopped me in my tracks.

[nia simone @niasimonexo]

$80 to fill up a honda smh i want him gone by DUSK