Kyle Cooper

Photog. @ColoradoMesaU alum. Vegas 🌵 ➡️ Denver 🏔️

[Josh Rawitch @HOFprez]

Walking to work and thinking that the next few weekends are a perfect time to come to Cooperstown.

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

@_SportsBall_ Worst cheater I know is a Man City fan. All makes sense now.

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Cole Carrigg is your National League Rookie of the Month ‼️

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"It's not a gun problem, it's a mental health problem. Anyways we're getting rid of mental health, GOOD LUCK!"

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

“Baseball is an individual game in a lot of ways. 

You stand at the plate alone. 

You take the field alone.

But you never get anywhere alone.”

🫶 Todd Helton

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Imagine a job where, faced with a difficult decision, you could just stop going to work

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me: “Are you pooping?”

Toddler in the corner:

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

@SenMcConnell Boooooooooooooo, boooooooooooo. How was your sick leave, coward????

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

They’re calling it the worst midterm messaging of all time.

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

Would.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

A strong candidate for the NFL stadium food item of the season…

At @Commanders games, you can buy this Crab Stuffed Pretzel ($24.99) with lemon tarragon crab dip, garlic butter and Parmesan cheese.

(📸 by @LevyRestaurants)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Asked the tsa agent earlier, “is it a laptop out of the bag day” and he said, “it’s always a laptop out of the bag day” and I replied, “that is simply not true” and then he rolled his eyes and walked away

[Frank Grimes Jr. @FrankGrimes_Jr]

Trump's Record:

Renamed bodies of water: 2
Increases to the deficit: $11.6 trillion

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

@CBSNews We just want to be able to afford gas, groceries and feed our families. idgaf about a lake.

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Forever at 20th & Blake 💜

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[Noah Darling @noahdarling_]

My waiter at Chili’s: “You guys got any big plans tonight or is it just Chili’s”

Me, 27 and a father of an 8 month old who can’t imagine anything bigger than being at Chili’s at 8 pm on a Wednesday: “Just Chili’s”

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

@spillygoat19 @TheSavBananas

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[Kyle Cooper @KyleCoopah]

@victormarx @KyleClark He a chicken!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.