Kyle Durell

sick of chasing my dreams. I’m just gonna ask ‘em where they’re going and hook up with them later

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

they really brought the hydration station out there 🤣

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

TONIGHT WE PLAY #FORGLORY🇺🇸

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Albert Pujols just became the fourth member of the 700 home run club. He has now hit exactly 500 home runs off of right-handed pitchers and 200 off of lefties.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Congrats on 700 home runs @PujolsFive 💪🤖

Machine or not, you're welcome back at HQ anytime.

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

@brennan_frank We’ll never know

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

For bonus points on your NCAA brackets this year you have to list what round you think they’ll cancel because of the coronavirus

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

@BrookeGrimsley @Cardinals Am I the only person on twitter shocked by this??

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

@dgoold I’m really shocked by this… am I clueless or is this as surprising to you too?

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

Anyone else having a hard time logging into MySpace?

[Connor @91_Pluty]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH
AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER
A PRINCESS

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

These uniforms 🔥

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

@soIoucity 4 defenders = 2020
The Endzone = 2021
Zeke = Me

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

Who hurt you?

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

Hey so (sips glass of wine), if characters in TV shows and movies existed IRL — what do you think they'd be up to today?

We'll start: Monica and Chandler are divorced.

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

On his 39th birthday, Adam Wainwright will start Yadier Molina's 2,000th game with the #stlcards.

Fitting. They're 'forever linked.'

https://t.co/yP0FHVc1A7

@stltoday #Cardinals #MLB

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

Me and my coworker are developing a “style sheet” to mask wearing so far we have “The Abe Lincoln” (left) and “the Kilroy” (right). Any other ones?

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

At the time I thought I tweeted this reference 10 years too late, I actually tweeted it 3 years too early 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

Why people think I am growing my hair out vs. why I am growing my hair out

[Tony X @soIoucity]

blues*

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

LETS GO BLUES! #NHLWarmups

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

The felt ball is always worse

[Tony X @soIoucity]

this is a hit

[Kyle Durell @KyleDurell]

I’m a cool Midwesterner, I put the “ope” in “dope”