Kylee

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Walked right into the jeweler’s picked out what I want & put my card on the counter. Put it in a box that’s coming with me ✨🫧

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

@crazy_contentt What’s missing: she didn’t just shoot him dead. Momma emptied the clip

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

In 1981, Marianne Bachmeier shot the murderer of her 7-year-old daughter. Klaus Grabowski, a 35-year-old butcher who had already sexually assaulted 2 girls previously.

Bachmeier pulled out a Beretta during his trial and emptied 7 bullets into Grabowski's body, killing him instantly.

Marianne was sentenced for murder to 6 years in prison, of which she served 3, and was released for good behavior.

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

@ParisHilton Looks like a prototype made in the werk room.

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Please stop normalizing wearing vibes in public. This girl really had an orgasm in the theater while I was watching the hunger games. I remember her face & make fun of relentlessly.

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

English teacher said the only word with two u’s is vacuum & I’ve been thinking about continuum for Years

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Have a great day there’s a good reason some people are agoraphobic

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

I’m not kidding. I know I’m just another raving schizophrenic on your timeline, but you should really think about never buying from another name brand again
Coca-Cola hersheys McDonald’s JERGENS BITCH

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

THROW ALL OF THE PEPSI OUT IM SERIOUS GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

QUIT VAPING FOR THE LOVE OF LIGHT STOP VAPING
CHILDREN HAVE TO GET THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE GROUND

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Nipple bra… wtf

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

@katya_zamo Is she okay ?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

If you need money for the budget I’d happily pay big dollars for the Polaroid in s2 @neilhimself #gos3

[Matthew @DiscipleOfBrad]

The plot of the 60th

[zia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ghostysheen]

"can't believe my comfort character is coming back"
my comfort character:

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Use my fancy patter on the telephone

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

Somebody tell @bertkreischer The machine was so good I cried

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Unfortunately, miss Jackson we are for real. This "tree stand" was discovered on public land in McIntosh Co. by Warden Rowland. Not only is this EXTREMELY NOT SAFE, it is EXTREMELY NOT LEGAL.
IT WAS HELD IN BY FOUR SMALL SCREWS.

Y👏CAN'T👏Y'ALL👏FIND👏SOMETHING👏SAFE👏TO👏DO?

[Kylee @Kyleeevan]

I read the last paragraph of every book I pick up.