Kyle Hahn

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What are bats if not just night birds?

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Don’t tase me bro

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I’m officially in my Crabbe & Goyle era for real

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I got access to Hunter Biden’s laptop. He just has a lotta games on there.

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I really do be on my Rosencrantz and Guildenstern shit lately

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I’m planning to live longer than anyone else this year

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@yoshimitsumoney Absolute frauds

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@yoshimitsumoney Specifically remember this gentleman requesting and slow dancing to “Strangers in the Night” at a Sweet 16

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@themichaelcaine Yooooooo MC the G!! What’s up my man? How are the kids? You haven’t responded to my latest letter but it’s all good I know you’re busy my dude.

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@theneedledrop Stellar album!!

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@yoshimitsumoney Had to spit out my food to keep from choking on it laughing at this

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They need to implement a mercy rule for this Sixers game. This is absolutely pathetic and embarrassing.

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@yoshimitsumoney No heart on this team

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@POTUS Pathetic time Joe!

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@AirRonde @BarstoolPhilly Al?? Al Horford?? That’s a bold choice my guy

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I’m really excited. This looks great! Weird choice of song though at the end lol

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Which one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do I look like, and why is it Leonardo?

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@orgonewarrior Let me know if you find any good ones!!

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@orgonewarrior How good is it to be a Philly sports fan right now?? Birds are 6-0, Phils are in the NLCS, Flyers are somehow 2-0…

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I emasculated @jayz in a Wegman’s parking lot just now