Kyle Headrick

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

@tayloreldridge Cool ! Shamet wasn’t that impressive at WSU Ok you were right he’s ok!

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Lunch with Dad
Dad: what is today
Me: Wednesday Jackie will be here tomorrow you go out to eat Thursday evening
Dad: where is she then?
Me: this is Wednesday
Dad: she will be here tonight?
Me: No
Dad: wow, Kyle you are confusing!

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

@anguillabeaches Ok I will go there.

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Lunch with Dad-
Dad say’s I can watch the exact same TV show every day and it’s always new to me.

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Dad is supposed to gargle warm salt water after each meal for a toothache. I got it ready for him with lots of salt. He takes one huge gulp and swallows it and then says what am I doing? Ugh!

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Me: Dad why is it you know each month my sister’s where born, but don’t know mine?
Dad: Give me a hint what season where you born?
Me: spring
Dad: November?

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

My 85 year old dad with a full head of hair: if i ever lose my hair I’m getting a wig bald Lloyd would not look good.

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

I thought Dad was on top of his game today. I asked him what is the name of Denise’s two kids. He immediately said Nick and Luke.
So I’m like wow good job. Then I asked him what are Peggy’s kids name and again he immediately said Nick and Luke.

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Dad- look that guy is euro-stepping in the doorway
Me- Eavesdropping?
Dad- ya that’s another way of saying it

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Dad-What are you doing here?
Me-I eat lunch with you every weekday
Dad-you do?
Me-The note says Denise was here yesterday.
Dad- She was not here yesterday
Me- Dad when is the last time you talke to your sister Marge
Dad- IDK it doesn’t really matter she can’t remember shit.

[Kyle Headrick @KyleHeadrick6]

Dad-who’s baby is that?
Me – Hope’s
Dad - is that Hope?
Me - no that’s Stephi
Dad- OK so who actually had the baby
Me-dad repeat after me it is Hope’s baby it is Hope’s baby
Dad- (1 minute later) is that lady Stephi
Me-YES GOOD JOB
Dad- is that her baby?
Me- yes