Kyle Jacobson

just waiting for the Singularity.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@JohnMil45709516 @AKarabachi @adamscochran Sweden*

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@minnesotamitch It’s basically the hunger games up here, mad max level chaos at all times

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@minnesotamitch He’s still got some eligibility left, get in that portal!

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

Forget about the Roman Empire, what if the rest of America was as smart as Minnesota in 1984.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

Millennials may be a passover generation like Gen X but at least we have Levels. Gen Z doesn’t have anything close

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@natemesserich Yes. Enjoy.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

repost if u want it

#BoltUp | #EasyToCelebrate

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@minnesotamitch Snowflake

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

When was the last time you saw a tweet with 830,000 views, 694 quote tweets .... and 19 likes?

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@TonyFmTampa @RyanKei38606386 @DebMcD007 @Acyn Mandatory training to own a gun, great idea, i agree

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

This is quite the thread, but also, not surprising

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

DOJ just released the report from its two-year investigation of the Minneapolis police department.

Here's a thread of notable excerpts.

This first one happened *while a DOJ investigator was on a ride-along.*

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

I love when theres a minor problem, but people just keep ignoring it, then it eventually lands on your desk…. When it is an impossible task and needs to be dealt with immediately.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

Also the airlines that are less reliable will end up wanting to charge more to cover their inefficiency and will price themselves out of customers

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

Number 1 complaint in the comments is this will increase prices- even if it does, wouldn’t you rather pay 10% more and know the airline has a more vested interest in getting you where you are trying to go in a timely manner?

[The Associated Press @AP]

The Biden administration is working on new regulations that would require airlines to compensate passengers — beyond a ticket refund — and cover their meals and hotel rooms if they are stranded for reasons within the airline’s control. https://t.co/F3OJ7MGwvd

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

Hey @markhoppus if you’re taking requests for tonight I’d like to hear “Built this Pool”, thanks.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

I’m not sure if this is sarcasm

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

What a scary offense the Falcons are going to have. Kyle Pitts. Drake London. Tyler Allgeier. Bijan Robinson.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@Megz_MN @Hozier @FirstAvenue 2 tickets per person, the card holder has to be present to get into the show.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

I wasn’t able to get tickets to @Hozier @FirstAvenue, but that doesn’t change my opinion that the policy in place for that show should to be standard practice. I appreciate Hozier and First Ave for making an effort.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@BaseballBilly3 @JMaschino_56 @DanHayesMLB That is in no way relevant to the fact your pitcher was caught cheating.

[Kyle Jacobson @KyleJacobson55]

@AP