kyle

i used to fall down the stairs alot when i was like 7
l he/him

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

today I went to Ikea and happened to meet twitch streamer and member of Linus Tech Tips @suuuoppp, absolutely wild

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

seven if it was accurately named: sodd

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@onderlauren they hate us so much

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

in toronto, realized drake drinks milk out of a bag. somehow it all makes sense now

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@DiabeticSquirtl rgic

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

there was a lot of options for some of these but I wanted some variety in the picks so mixed it up a little. Offline by JPEGMAFIA is an EP but I am choosing to allow it

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@onderlauren meee meee me me meee

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

jk happy birthday to my less famous best friend @onderlauren 🎉🎉🎉

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

happy birthday taylor swift ❤️ and nobody else in particular I don't think anyone else has a birthday today it's only taylor Swift's birthday and nothing else

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu 🫶 Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 🩵 at home!

PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but A) no one’s prouder to be a millennial and B) it’s my bday and today I am exempt! 🎂

https://t.co/UX3CGWJuTU

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

wow this new Troye Sivan album is so relatable

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

do you think Birds who are friends call eachother Nestie

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

pregaming the boygenius concert by taking my clinically prescribed antidepressants

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

they call me mysterious vial kyle. why? because I carry a mysterious vial of an unknown fluid around with me at all times. what's in it? who knows! could be soup. or Potions

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@KevinJongs I did not

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

me minding my own business, working:

my coworker Chris who i have talked to like five times ever:
are you one of those woke crowd people?

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

twitter could be dying and I have so so many thoughts but idrk what to think about it. screenshotted some of my favorite tweets of mine and my drafts just in case, although I don't see it going down permanently or nothing coming up in its place, it feels like a necessity now

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@yungskrit australia isn't real

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

do you think if we tried hard enough and got enough people on board to go along with it we could convince everyone that today is a tuesday? I feel like we could cause a ripple effect and eventually everyone would be like yeah it's a tuesday and calendars would be changed

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

@lenlega that would be unfortunate