Kyle John

El Secuestador más famoso del mundo

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

If you are in food service and you make more money than me THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL THAT IM GIVING YOUR BITCH ASS A TIP!!! #rob_all_bartenders

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Got so drunk I tried to put it in her Be-Bo

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

My baby mama making me watch while she play arcade games, I feel like Cuck E. Cheese

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Call me shampoo the way she give me head while I sit on her shoulders

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Out here rubbing her Clint with my EastWood

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

She said she wouldn’t suck my dick until I washed it #FussyEater

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

@sbattusa @curtis_yarvin You clearly didn’t go to college and probably didn’t pay attention in high school. There’s nothing regarding liberty intrinsic to the left or right. It’s reflective of your limited capacity for critical thinking that you can only imagine a one dimensional political compass.

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

@MikeQuasarpn5q There’s probably only three in the whole country but I’ll call my contacts and track one down 🕵️💦

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Can download @chaturbate from the Fappstore?

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Trans man named Jean-Baptiste

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Yo no homo but @gattouz0 is the fucking goat.

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

@MKBHD why are you hitting yourself? #fucking_nerd

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

@DramaAlert I’m on blog TV with my fucking hands up 🙌

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

White boys be like “I found a fixer upper for a good price on Zillow🤓” little boy that’s a trap house you better jump off that porch start fixing up some baking soda 👨🏾‍🍳

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

That ain’t no sex robot little boy, that’s a man made whore beyond compensation 🤖👠

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

How do I get my boss to stop emailing me upskirt compilations? @MKBHD

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Hey so I like this girl…you know her really well. She’s your parole officer fuck face, and I’m gonna conspire to get your ass back in prison, dickhead. 🤣🤣👮🏽‍♀️🚔🚔

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Israeli Pop the balloon is where they just use a firing squad on the bitches they don’t like

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

Fuck Carl Marks👿, commodities are my favorite fetish, bitch 💰💰🍃🦜❄️🐴 #AssKapital

[Kyle John @KyleJohn701]

If my roommate doesn’t turn off the fucking George Strait I’m gonna put spiders in his bed and piss on his towel