Kyle Ryan Kiper

@KiperTravel Owner; @DeptVetAffairs Rehab Counselor; @HotChapterNFBTX President; Fire EMS & Medevac Vet; Army & Navy Dad; 51 countries; & DeafBlind!

[Paul Mauro @PaulDMauro]

Look at that kid in the middle. Damn, so young. The Greatest Generation, indeed.

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

🇺🇸 D-Day ⭐️ #NeverForget

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.

The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”

[TSA @TSA]

In an effort to avoid unexpected airport meet & greets please verify your cat’s location is not inside your suitcase before zipping it. Thanks.

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

@CruiseRadio wow, you and Heald on the same sailing. Y’all have fun.

[Little Rock Trojan Baseball @LittleRockBSB]

⚔️ The stage is set. Trojans vs. Trojans. ⚔️

📍 Troy, Alabama
⚔️ Little Rock vs. Troy
🗓️ Friday | 4 p.m. CT | ESPNU
🗓️ Saturday | 2 p.m. CT | ESPN2

🎟️ Ticket information and additional game details will be announced as they become available.

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

Breaking: The Dallas Stars have picked the Shops at Willow Bend in Plano as the site for their new arena and entertainment district.

The team has submitted a letter of intent for the new development to Plano City Council, which will be voted on Monday. https://t.co/LEj7PBWScZ

[jen-n-juice 🍾🥂 @m_jeniagd]

Cool story… my brother while home from deployment took his girlfriend to dinner at PF Chang’s where he was as going to propose to her.

David Robinson and family gets sat next to him. He proposed, the restaurant went crazy with applause for the soldier and his now fiancé. The Robinsons sent over champagne, congratulated the couple and thanked my brother for his service on their way out.

When my brother and now wife were getting ready to leave, the waiter informed them that the Admiral had already paid for their dinner.

So cool. #porvida

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[J&L Historical @Jason_R_Burt]

In 1918, the USS Arizona moves through the East River in New York near the Brooklyn Bridge on her way to sea trials….She’s glorious. 🇺🇸

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

Marilyn Monroe was born 100 years ago today (June 1, 1926).

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

@PRNlive @NashvilleSuperS I’m muted the television so I could listen to y’all! I’m blind, but my wife is not. She went to bed. I’m gonna listen to the quality coverage.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

This Nashville race so drunk it just hurled a chair off the rooftop of Eric Church's bar

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

@JackAllenTV @sully7777 Thanks, brother! I’ll find it! Have a good one

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

@RaymondArroyo @IngrahamAngle That looks like it’s the USCGC Eagle, not the USS Eagle. The latter would designated it as a Navy vessel. No big deal, just saving you a ton of people contacting you if you get it wrong on air. The world is very unforgiving. Looks like y’all are having a great time! Good for you!

[Kyle Ryan Kiper @KyleKiper]

I wonder what Harry Belafonte would say if he knew that he lives on forever, because they play the banana boat song at every baseball game.

[Digital Trends @DigitalTrends]

After putting AI in glasses, #Meta reportedly wants to bring it even closer. Not everyone will be comfortable with the idea. https://t.co/AavHakbVh6

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢���󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Two prisoners are on death row...

And the day of their execution has come.

The warden turns the first prisoner and asks, "Any last requests?"

"I'd really like to hear the Macarena one last time," he replies.

The warden nods. "Very well. And you?" he asks the second prisoner.

"Kill me first."

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...
“Win a Bagel” 🤣🤦‍♂️