Kyle McCaskey

A PIO in the 316. Shocker. A Dapper Dan man. Master of karate and friendship. 70x7.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Very excited to announce I am also enrolling at Cloud next year as a full-time softball uncle. Big day of commitments for both of us.

[Chloe Enslinger @chloe_enslinger]

Excited to announce I will be furthering my academic and athletic career at Cloud County!! Thank you to all the amazing people and coaches that have pushed me to grow to the person I am today. I can’t wait to see what the future holds. Go T-Birds!!

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

. @Twins @whitesox @tigers @CleGuardians

LOOK AT IT. SOAK IT IN. IT’S GLORIOUS.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Danny Manning, Todd Reesing and Mario Chalmers have welcomed David McCormack into the KU Immortal Swagger chat room. #RockChalk

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

What we need is the lights to go dark, gray smoke to fill the arena, the Undertaker’s gong to ring and then Brandon Rush and Mario Chalmers walk out of the tunnel to each drop 30 pieces on UNC in the second half. #RockChalk

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

We're getting the band back together! What you up to @MarkTeahen???

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Back to where it started! Royals in agreement with free-agent RHP Zack Greinke, pending physical, sources tell @TheAthletic.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Acceptable ways to greet me the rest of the week:

1. “Hey yo.”

2. A Too Sweet Wolfpac gesture

3. Flicking a toothpick into my face

4. Razor’s Edge-ing me into the sun.

RIP to the bad guy.

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn that two-time WWE Hall of Famer Scott Hall has passed away.

WWE extends its condolences to Hall’s family, friends and fans.

https://t.co/Kvyqj16Mcx

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

The amount of criminals that escape through restaurant kitchens in the movies is wildly disproportionate with real life. Applebee’s would be vastly more interesting with a nightly crime heist.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Pitchers and catchers report in negative-8 days! Can’t wait!

Big S/O to baseball for constantly ruining baseball.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Every time we get an earthquake I get so excited that the earth is opening and I’m going to be swallowed into the abyss and The Rock will have to come save me with a helicopter but he never shows.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

But wait, there's more!

Fav drink: Iced caramel mac

Fav number of hours to sleep in a day: 14

Knees wrecked: 1

Walls dented while getting smoked in a foot race by her uncle: 1

Most common spot held on the #NiecePowerRankings: 1

[NOC Jets Softball @NOCEnidSB]

We are back on track and officially 11 days away from FIRST PITCH!!

Let's meet sophomore outfielder @a_enslinger

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

This is the best Super Bowl ever.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

His name is Robert Paulsen.

His name is Robert Paulsen.

His name is Robert Paulsen.

His name is Robert Paulsen.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Meat Loaf, the rock superstar loved by millions for his “Bat Out of Hell” album and for such theatrical, dark-hearted anthems as “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad,” has died, his family says on Facebook. https://t.co/WWbxgFgfQL

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

I’m on Day 3 of my new year’s resolution to not exercise any days at all this year and so far so good.

It feels awesome.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

John Madden was the Madden 2004 Michael Vick of sports broadcasting.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

Stomach: That’s enough Christmas cookies for today.

Brain: Not eating every single holiday cookie by the end of the day would be disrespectful to Jesus. Finish the job.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

It’s the time of year when music publications release their top 100,000 songs of the year or whatever and every time I’ve never even heard of more than 3 of the songs and that’s how I know the music I listen to is absolute garbage.

I love it.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

IT’S 5:51 P.M. WHERE IS THE SUN. WHY ARE WE STILL DOING DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IN 2021. NO ONE WANTS THIS.

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

“He’s practically an honorary McCaskey, except bolder.”

I’ve been trying to speak this into existence for years THANK YOU

[David Haugh @DavidHaugh]

“You don’t need a real estate attorney to confirm Rodgers had reason to stake that claim…Rodgers has owned the Bears enough to have received a Cook County tax bill by the time he boarded the team bus. He’s practically an honorary McCaskey, except bolder.” https://t.co/EGKjRh8rGZ

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

"With a budget of about $800,000 ..."

"So relatable," Kyle thinks to himself as he knives into his gourmet Hot Pockets before going back to inquiring what a kidney goes for on the black market these days.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

With a budget of about $800,000, a first-time home buyer in New York was on the hunt for something old, but not too old, wary of construction flaws in a new development.

Which option would you choose? https://t.co/KFVIhaLxX9

[Kyle McCaskey @Kylemccaskey]

When I check into a hotel and the clerk asks me the reason for my stay, I like to tell them “bounty hunter” just to see how the conversation changes.