Sirius Black

Student of life, master of mistakes. Altruistic moron. System D. The game is the game. #FreePalestine

[fenlon @1fenlon]

why are people making fun of my kitten's name. Television is only 6 weeks old. what if she heard you say that

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I think I have a crush on Hunter Biden

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

Just remember when you have a kid you voted for a pedophile

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

When I feel like shooting myself in the fucking head, I listen to French music. Don’t know what they’re saying but they always seem happy

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

@ALEXAGY0 I got liver cancer so I won’t see it but let me know how it goes (as I rip a Newport)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Oh captain, my captain

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

@Mike56153964732 @AzPetrich You serve in the military? Because that’s unfounded

[tern @1goodtern]

We tried and tried and tried to warn you about this guy.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

Being sober reaaallllly makes you realize how alone you really are

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

I snagged an island cat and now it lives with me. My lease means less than this precious child

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[neyi kaybettiğini hatırla @neyikaybettik]

1981 yılında vizyona giren Indiana Jones filminden bir kare.

Haritada Filistin var, İsrail yok.
Hiçbir zaman olmadı, olmayacak!

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden on Stephen Miller: "There's something fucked up about that motherfucker."

If Hunter drops a mixtape, I'm buying.

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

@KillerMike It’s not in your body papa

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

@_Zyravibes Because you feel like a burden and it’s not the responsibility of you partner

[Sirius Black @KyleMurph]

@moonchild23580 Best