Kyle Scott

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

#BellLetsTalk because no matter how tough you want to be, sometimes all it takes is someone to walk you through it.

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

@a_jsterling would your prof have been the bald lady sprinting out of thames hall having a freakout?

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Trying to go to sleep when a spider crawled across my face. Looks like I'll be fully alert for the next 8 hours.

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Cashier: "Hi"
Me: "Pretty good, you?"

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Just making friends with the chipmunks

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

When you think you have your wallet and bus pass in your back pocket but really its a stick of deoderant...

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

When people think their pets are the smartest things in existence but really they're about as smart as a brick

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Who is this Connor McGregor kid and what just happened.

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Always try to make the best out of bad situations. When your dishwasher overflows, you're already halfway to mopping the floor!!

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

and for tonights lesson : Sewing buttons back on is both painful and difficult...

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

@FOXSports please bring me Buck and Pat for game 5 because I don't like change.

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

My family members are absolute rebels

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

@JessicaVickerd for real though, old age is getting to me

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

I am 20... #wierd

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Here's to hoping I never grow out of this dinosaur egg oatmeal phase

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Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face http://t.co/c3RYPhIcbg

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

back muscles wont stop twitching so i must be dying or something like that

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Hottest weekend of the year and our air conditioning broke down so this should be fun

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

Monopoly stops being fun when theres two people passing 2000 back and forth for an hour #quittingtime

[Kyle Scott @KyleScott11]

@bakes_leafs37 always remember to look both ways before you hoodslide my beautiful mazda #dumbass