Jason Kyle Anderson

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

@theshanecason Love it!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be more precise, accounts doing parody impersonations. Basically, tricking people is not ok.

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

I just popped 3157 balloons in Jerry's Game! https://t.co/KY1NWzRw4c

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

This sign has become self aware. #skynet #Reykjavik

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

"We give 20 hours notice for the delivery, but if you're busy just make sure to tell us 24 hours prior to avoid the rescheduling fee." #thnx

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

"The units have an innovative tamper-proof lock. Fortunately we also sell the unique keys in our shop for only $21."

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Couldn't decide who to root for at the Dodgers vs Salt Lake Bees game. #OKCvacay #justpickwhoeveriswinning

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

@kellhaight In modern dating the male weaves a hammock from power cords, taking care to allow a view of Facebook and Netflix simultaneously.

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

When you search for Asian food and Pizza Hut comes up numbers 2 and 4. #Altus #tornadoalley #woyaoshuijiao

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Gotta love being back in Texas. #dallas #midweekvacay

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Turns out dieting is just not doing anything, which I'm really good at. Cook dinner, or binge watch another episode of New Girl? Boom! Diet.

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Me: I've really got to stop talking to myself. Me: Yeah, it's getting weird man. #bachelor

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

I need an app that texts when enough time has passed to reply to a girl without looking desperate, but also reminds you to reply that day.

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Anybody got tips on how to eat frosting without feeling guilty, but also without changing it or adding anything in? #rainbowchipisback

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

@jnaylorv , I've got a grievance. Your live tweeting of the Star Wars movies blew up my phone for 6 days. #FestivusGrievances

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Yo @Spotify, if you could not play ads with loud car horns while I'm merging into traffic, that'd be great. #heartskipsabeat #alsonosirens

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Shoutout to the guy who saw @bluemangroup and thought: "Three awkward dudes being weird on stage? I could make this a thing." #BlueManGroup

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Orion program ground control. #houstonwehaveaproblem #bretthollywedding2015houstonwehaveaproblemspectacular

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

Kolaches at Shipley's. #bretthollywedding2015houstonwehaveaproblemspectacular

[Jason Kyle Anderson @Kyletwin]

@Five_Guys has never let me down. Except when they said large fry orders were for multiple people. #myfriendsinthecar #noreally #dontjudgeme