Kyle Van Hoeck

Follower of Jesus | ATX | Purdue Alum

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

I’m ready for the Chicago Bears to break my heart this fall #football

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

@DOM_Frederic wilbon turned this game off in the 4th

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

@theOGneard knew you would like that one, Neard

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

If any minor league/college pitchers need help getting thru this time not being able to face live hitters, feel free to reach out. I have plenty of experience not pitching in games

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Getting a ball to move like this at 98mph: nearly impossible

Hitting a ball moving like this at 98mph: actually impossible

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Dustin May, Pedestrian 98mph Two Seamer. 😴

You set the bar too high earlier tonight, Dustin.

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Are we in on Mitch? @barstoolcarl

[Jeff Dickerson @DickersonESPN]

Bears QB Mitchell Trubisky says he adjusted his mechanics in the offseason. Feels more balanced and better about how the ball is coming out. Feels his accuracy has improved.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

An #OpeningDay shutout for Kyle Hendricks!

@NationalPro

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

1-0. Give Kyle Hendricks the 2020, 2021, and 2022 Cy Young awards already

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Hendricks thru 4 innings:

0 runs
1 H
0 walks
8 K’s
48 pitches

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Arod just said on the ESPN broadcast Kyle Hendricks is proof that if you throw 85-87mph you still have a chance in the big leagues. With that being said, I would like to formally announce my availability as an MLB free agent.

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Assault.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Drop your biggest “What if?” in NFL history ⏬

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Be nice to Yu

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Yu live Yu learn.

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

@CPetrilak dont you have something better to do?

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Smallest grape I have ever seen

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

@m1beam @BertramDrew @BarstoolPU Spicy gyro combo from Capt. Gyro’s every day of the week and twice on Sunday

[Fastbreak Breakfast @fastbreakbreak]

Zach Randolph delivers the best screen you’ll ever see

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Book title: “Reasons to Skip Practice: A Dennis Rodman Story”

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Biggest book ever printed

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Top 3 NBA practices of all time:
1. Dream Team scrimmage in Monte Carlo
2. Jimmy Butler vs starters in Minnesota
3. MJ punching Steve Kerr

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

Who ya got

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

I gotta know how this guy was ever allowed in the same room as Michael Jordan

[Kyle Van Hoeck @KyleVH96]

I laughed. I cried. I’m thinking about getting a hoop earring. What a start. See yall next Sunday. #TheLastDance