Immunized Jesus

Four time Presidential Fitness award recipient in elementary school. All around sport fan. Doberman owner. The bottom's crowded the TOP isn't.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The Viking row is one of the most badass celebrations in sports.

[trey wingo @wingoz]

I love the World Cup… but watching the players act as if they’ve died 5 times in every game reminds me of what @markschlereth said years ago:” if I had gotten some of that magical World Cup water i wouldn’t have needed 29 surgeries “ 😂

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

@daletanhardt Very convenient for Vegas switching his top 10 line from -105ish to -2000 before the race lol

[Jack @jm8996]

Worst of all: Jaxson Dart - introducing the President of the United States

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

Get a load of this retard 😂😂😂

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

@RileyDaGoat_ Reason being is 2nd series vs same team will see how he does after scouting report and needing to make adjustments

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Today we salute you, Mr. Gas Generator Tesla Owner.
You dropped serious money on an electric car, then immediately solved range anxiety the old-fashioned way — by towing a roaring Honda generator behind it.
Stuck in Texas traffic on I-10? No problem. Just fire up the fossil fuel and let ‘er charge while you roll. Pure electric… with a side of gasoline.
Real Men of Genius.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Footage of Karmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf has been released, and it shows Karmelo reaching into his bag, pulling out a knife, walking under the tent, and then running away after stabbing Metcalf, completely undermining claims that he acted in “self-defense.”

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

@LeftismForU @MusialaEra He went Full blown retard

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

Observation:

Malik Tillman is so lazy on defense. Not engaged at all. Not in position, doesn't mark, doesn't get in front of the ball. Walks everywhere.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

At this point if you still use a P320 you're an idiot.

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

Ghana and Panama's passing is like watching two interception prone Quarterbacks passing the ball to the other team.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

It blows my mind how MLB leadership is basically run by a pack of 42-year-old women from Connecticut

They cancelled the Atlanta all-star game because the Dems bitched about Georgia's pending voter laws. This fucked hundreds of black-owned businesses because the MLB thinks (as most middle-aged Yankee women do) that all business in the South is run by racist white men

These idiots hate the sport they are running. They hate the fans, they hate the players. The MLB is run by a pile of idiots.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

@Blain_Crain Gay. We want the time and effort into something that actually matters such as gameplay, in-depth recruiting, etc. Not The Sims bullshit.

[Seth Williams @sethawilliams79]

@Blain_Crain Fixed it

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

@shaunvlog_ Sox play tonight. Go experience Fenway

[Immunized Jesus @KyLiveIt]

An addiction lmaooo

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas Tech's Joey McGuire says Brendan Sorsby returning for Week 3 against Houston after his suspension is a "stretch":

"He’s recovering from an addiction. I’ve sat down with this young man multiple times and what he’s going through and what he's been through is serious."

(h/t @ChrisGordy)

https://t.co/HEoo5o8uMZ

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

All the most racist posts against White people.

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