Kynaston: In His True Form

24, Bi, he/him, proud representative of F.A.F.O. Certified Big Lug proud impersonator of Sam Axe aka Bruce Campbell

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@TheLoyalMemeber @doinkpatrol Idk, I'll have to ask my parents

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@TommySnizz @MightyKeef Ah yes, hurling slurs, very classy of you sir, very classy, now did you want that boot you're licking on a plate for your convenience or did you just wanna carry it around with you?

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@reiamimami The only change I'd make is toast one of the 2 pieces of bread so I have one solid piece to put some on and the other to sop up the leftover

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@jondelarroz Do you ever get tired of having trash takes and getting clowned on by the entire Internet every time you post?

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@ItsTheInkTank Left

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@Johnneh_80 @MRivalsUpdates @X0X_LEAK He will probably walk like he has for the past years

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@4gntt Fuck Elon

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Bro @charliekirk11 looks like he never grew out of his biting phase as a child

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@_Brookesmart_ Vax or Percy, or maybe even Grog

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@megg0_ If I ever need to sell my truck, I'll call you

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@fakewackygal Oof

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@fakewackygal Damn, 2018-20 me didn't need a call out post this year

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@Vinny Is that Eddy Burbank? Lol

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@fakewackygal Thanks

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@fakewackygal What website is this?

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@AHT3rd1999 @pprxteam Y'all are adorable

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@_Brookesmart_ @LauraBaileyVO @CriticalRole @EricRCarroll Now we need the Vax cosplay

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@fakewackygal It's so bad

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@fakewackygal You started being a person around the beginning of college but that person is completely different from who you are now, leave that person in the past and know that you're in a better place and I love you for it 💙

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@fakewackygal Listen, why do you think I worked on you so hard back then until you figured out your identity? You're my best friend but you my friend were my toughest project

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@fakewackygal Homie, you were barely a person back then, what would it have done?