Kyn 🌞

Don’t Postpone Joy. Lover of champagne, birds, Dolly Parton, game nights, and animals in outfits.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about cruel people having unprecedented wealth and power over all of us.

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

White Lotus: Great Wolf Lodge

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

So when does the Golden Age of America start because right now I'm just seeing a lot of good people losing their jobs and a lot of planes crashing

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[BaldBoyDevinTTV @tom_on_here]

My therapist just told me “You are the world’s greatest person, the fault lies with everyone else.” Wow.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[adri @aadriiiis]

Y’all got 3 more days to be gay… after that wrap it up

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

Trump: (the most insane lie ever)

Biden: get a load of this guywuhseisevidlsie

[briced coffee @BriceyGotchi]

Is that … in the red flannel?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

A lot of people think things slow down and get boring as you get older but we had two humming birds at the feeder at the same time this morning and I’m still buzzing from the excitement.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the hot dog eating contest is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen. we need 50 more of these a year

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business