Chris Bain

Developer of things, c# .net core. Founder of @cube32studios, @chatbotlabs and @KNEKTCard, father to two.

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

Managed to fix a critical error due to knowing what 2³² looks like, seeing 2147483647 in a foreign key smelled funny, turns out HubSpot have changed contact IDs from int32 to int64 in March, heads up if that was news to you too. Also, MySQL doesn't baulk at overflow, weirdly.

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

New networking tool from KNEKT https://t.co/hmdiISGNdq

[AeroDiary @AeroDiary]

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[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@virtualhobbit Enjoy! What's your soundtrack?

[AeroDiary @AeroDiary]

There have been over 43,395 journeys booked through AeroDiary so far!

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@MrsBrookfield I always have it in my head as the VM virtualises the hardware, containers virtualise the OS, is that any better?

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@MrsBrookfield KatGPT?

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@virtualhobbit We definitely need to put some app containers in there.

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

If you reach over 99 tabs in chrome on mobile, the number becomes the emoticon ':D'

Follow me for more tab hoarding tips.

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

"Apologies for my professional persistence. Circling back on my email below."

*copies text for this tweet*
*delete*

Who on earth would read past this point?

[Carl Poppa 🛸 @poppacalypse]

client website: 6-8 weeks

my own website: 6-8 decades

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@virtualhobbit More than DNS this time then huh?

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

Today's performance lunacy:

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

New product underway, naturally none of the domains 'in stock' fit, logo sorted, what do you buy next, mugs, merch, wilcard SSL for all the cool new subdomains? #happyplace #happenseverytime

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@tdinh_me Writing a script eliminated it for me, it also stopped me going off on tangents!

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@MrsBrookfield @VMwareExplore @mpoore Have a great time!

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@thatjeffsmith I'm struggling to get past the screenshot... so they're passing in first name and last names as params to get... the first name and last name from the employee table? I've seen worse in production systems, unfortunately.

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@virtualhobbit SEARCH supports wildcards, so =Search("*.*.*.*",A1) will give you #VALUE! If not found and it's start character if it does. HTH

[Chris Bain @kyoob]

@virtualhobbit @JoeBaguley @VirginAtlantic I would be embarrassed to release a bot this bad.