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Ipo siku.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The way Kasongo is confused nowadays, Ipo Siku before August 2027 ata shout WANTAM in a public rally!

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Kenya Meat Commission reports loss before tax of Kshs. 589 million.

Imagine making losses in a business like meat.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Hantavirus is not transmitted person-to-person.

It is transmitted rat-to-person.

Stay away from the Rutos and members of parliament, you’ll be fine.

[GUSTAVO @Gustavo__254]

Do anything to come to Australia even if it’s selling your ancestral land you will never regret

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Bro to bro: Avoid bar fights at all cost, I'm burying my friend this weekend💔

[Akinyemi olanrewaju. @__olanrewaju__]

As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂

[GUSTAVO @Gustavo__254]

Kuna sharp boy naona amecrack immigration system ya Australia. Jamaa anatoa wasee Kenya na permanent residency bana siet.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Insurance companies should first confirm if someone has a twitter account before they refuse to release funds. How do you frustrate someone for months then remit funds IMMEDIATELY after they expose you on twitter? Are you dumb? You’ve lost all potential clients who saw the post.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Hard truth is that nowadays big money doesn’t come clean, and clean money doesn’t come big.

[Attahiru Dan-Ali @malan90]

NGO job will have you moving from an aircraft to a motorcycle and from a 5 star hotel to the remotest village within a span of 24 hours.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Wives of people who work abroad pretending to see dick for the first time when they come back after 2 years.

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

Sabastian Sawe needs to be studied 😂

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Today I am randomly logging-in in all Courts from Small Claims Court to the Court of Appeal in the performance of my duties as Ivan Aleksandrovich Khlestakov, the Government Inspector. Do not be surprised to see me.

[Joshua Kimani @Joshuakimanii]

Opening statement by SC Ongoya;

“I have reflected on a number of unjust trials in human history.

1. The trial of Sir Thomas More
2. The trial of Socrates
3. The trial of Jesus Christ

One element characterizes these trials; They are carried out with predetermined outcomes.”

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Victor Wanyama alikuwa anapikia kina Harry Kane na Son sembe akiwa Spurs. Very interesting.