Kyleen Smith

My life is a blonde moment 👸🏼

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dating actually makes me feel insane like I do not WANT to get drinks and ask how many siblings you have I WANT to be CHERISHED

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Listen I’ve been not doing my New York City best, I’ve been doing my New York City survival mode, but a man offered me his seat on the subway today so we are back baby

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Being an adult is not exactly how I pictured, it’s mostly trips to Trader Joe’s and convincing yourself not to cry in public spaces.

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Go ahead cancel gossip girl and just give us a Luna and Monet spin-off it’s what the people actually want

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Not to be dramatic but I’m a different person once a little cappuccino touches my lips

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

In true New York City fashion I shoulder checked a celebrity yesterday, and while this celeb has many awful crimes against him, I just want to say he is also lying about his height.

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

@tyler__pierce Should’ve been like me and chosen Ben Affleck

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

@BecauseBailey This is so niche but I am definitely laughing 😂😂😂

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think it’s actually very brave to go on a date when you could be murdered or they could be into crypto or something

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes a really hot girl has to take a nap in the middle of the day because she is tuckered out. many do not know this!

[Kent Smith @smittywyo]

Thanks much appreciated

[WyoVarsity @WyoVarsity]

Congrats to Kent Smith (@smittywyo) from KYCN Radio in Wheatland on winning his 1st sportscaster of the year award for Wyoming. It won't be his last.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every time I leave the house I have to get myself a little treat. it’s not like, financially responsible but what do you want me to do, NOT leave the house ever??

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Any of my other theatre pals lose it seeing Sondheim and Angela Lansbury in Glass Onion?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think today I will go and wander around a suburban target and buy myself a few trinkets I think this will cure me of all ills

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

I can’t believe I almost missed Twitter almost being deleted… I love this annoying app never change

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Uber drivers are always chatting it up on the phone. Do we think that Uber drivers are on the phone with other Uber drivers? How is it possible that they are always on the phone? Who has time for a phone call?

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

how have I gone 23 years without knowing this

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

so the thing about me is I deeply believe it’s possible and indeed probable to fall madly in love with me after knowing me for one hour

[Kyleen Smith @KySmitty_13]

Me yesterday: I think I just need a little cry to get that energy out

*it’s been 24 hours I haven’t stopped crying the floodgates have opened this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world*