Cody Bowers

@MammothIndigo 🥀

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@timschram Seeing yourself in the mirror looking like a parakeet or some shit 😂

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@timschram DUDE 😂 I tried styling my hair every day a while back - I started to feel like I was putting off some GOOFY ASS VIBES LOL

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@T3ddy_Grams @wolfsoks @FreshSince89 Didn’t know there was one! Did you try SoundCloud??

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@T3ddy_Grams @wolfsoks @FreshSince89 Dang dude that fancy globe thing broke SO loud 😂😂😂 I may be able to find a track on my moms old computer! Haha

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Your foot falls asleep - feels exactly like a @lacroixwater tastes

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Wow, binged the entire Dr Death podcast driving last night. 🧠 Blown. @DrDeathWondery

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@wishful_thinkr See next tweet

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Sometimes life feels like trying to walk up a waterslide.💧

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Just try to look cool when you bust your ass

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I loved you first with your clothes on.

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@___ambrose Always

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@jakesaxman See

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I feel like younger people who tweet a lot are really changing the way intellectuals read bc they’re cool with run ons to the point that you’re half way down their tweet and you already subconsciously know they’re absolute bullshit but you can’t stop bc you need to see the ⚫️.

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To wack servers: “I’ll take an extra side of the opposite of what you recommended me”

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I like when servers tell me their recs and then I’m like “wow bad taste would never chill with you” in my head

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I’m a little ketchup monster

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“Do sharks when they try to eat you turn into vampires and suck your blood until you look like a whoopie cushion?” My daughter 🦈

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When your parents friends come to your #diy show at a dive bar and a dude tripping on xannies and booze throws up on their feet and passes out lifeless in their lap before your set starts 🙌 “hey thanks so much for coming tonight...” 😯