Dean Fieldus

Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again! 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 INTJ | Leo | Pronouns: he/him

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

One of my great childhood memories = falling asleep on the sofa & waking up in bed.... I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore :)

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

@Parody_PM @drdavidbull Just the one dear 😆😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

@JDVance Keep your couch sniffing snout out of UK affairs. You’d be better off focussing your ire on condemning the killings of US citizens by ICE which are driven from your own administration’s policies. People in glass houses etc….

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

R.I.P Anthony Stewart Head (aged 72yo). Was a stalwart of stage (Jesus Christ Superstar, Chess etc) and screen but probably best remembered for his roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso, Little Britain, Doctor Who and (of course) those TV coffee ads 😢

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Went to the gym this morning and did some bench presses. Not sure how this is supposed to help 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Our local supermarket has gone for the subtle approach to supporting Pride Month this year 🤔😉😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Liverpool have done a bad job of trying to hide who their next manager is... 😳🤣

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

@denisee2970 @AndyBurnhamGM @Sacha_Lord @Nigel_Farage “We the people” from a “Proud Peruvian Catholic, currently living in the UK”. Someone else needs to stop pretending lass

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

(Sings) Washing machines live longer with Gowron
🤔😳🤣

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

@NancyMace Psalm 109:8

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

I lost a bar trivia contest last night by 1 point. The final question was “Where do women have the curliest hair?”

Apparently, the answer is Fiji 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Happy Towel Day you Hoopy Frood
#TowelDay
#HHGTTG

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Today is set to be the hottest day of the year so far. Instead of grumbling about it, just be thankful it isn’t snowing. Can you imagine having to shovel paths clear in this heat!! 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Well that worked out nicely 🤣

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🥇 Scottish Premiership Champions
🥇 Scottish Cup Winners

2025/26 DOUBLE WINNERS!

#CelticFC🍀🏆🏆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

NASA can feck off! 😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Some days the internet just rocks 🤣

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There was nearly a fight in B&M to get these new shower products 🤷‍♂️ Must be a popular brand 😉😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Me on Monday talking to my work colleagues about Eurovision 😆😆

[Dean Fieldus @Kytoco]

Eurovision Reflection…..

Eins, zwei, drei, we need a better song-ee
Eins, zwei, drei, so we get more than just one point-ee

🤣🤣