Rodrick Heffley

Teachers dig binders

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

Rule #1:

Always lower Mom and Dads expectations

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@coolworld1998 @W1mpyGr3g sound familiar?

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

This looks like shit compared to Mom’s pot roast

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Are you a fan of meatloaf, or no?

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@anthraxp1mp Ever tried Salvia? Lived an entire life as a rocking chair

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@anthraxp1mp THC-A is where it’s at. Smoked some of that shit with Bill after our last gig and was #LodedDiper

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

Principal Krupp is definitely on this list… fucking Pedo!

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Rumors are circulating that the entire list was just released on the dark web minutes ago. Have my team searching for it now.

[☡ach 🦊🍃 @ZacharyGordon]

Glad the fans are still goin’ strong 💪🏻❤️ love ya’ll

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@ZacharyGordon Remember when Mom found out about the Dore? 🤣 lol that party was sick. Good times lil bro

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

Just paid for an 🎱 with Mom Bucks #LANK

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@TuckerCNews In favor. Mouth breather sucking in all the good air. #lodeddiper

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

Can you imagine what their lives would be like if they watched Andy’s magic cushion instead? #shrink #thefoot

[☡ach 🦊🍃 @ZacharyGordon]

Happy bday to my ride or die 🔥
Zoo-Wee-Mama

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@TrumpsHurricane Looks like shit compared to Mom’s pot roast

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@W1mpyGr3g This is insane little bro. Do you think he has the largest hog in your grade?

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@Ai_TrumpNews Fuck this bitch! #shrink but also probably would. #expand

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@W1mpyGr3g #expand Greg nuppin off the Wok.

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@HomanNews I’d totally vote for Trump again without hesitation, as long as he lets me throw down with Löded Diper at the White House! Imagine me rocking the drums in the Oval Office, blasting "Diper Overlöde" while the secret service tries to mosh.🎸🇺🇸 #LödedDiper #Trump2028

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@HomanNews Stephen Miller’s right. Media fake as heck yo! Just like those rumors Albert Sandy spread about zombies at school! They never cover my Löded Diper gigs either. Time to shred some truth like I did when I pranked @W1mpyGr3g with that fake report card

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

Bill demolished the whole pot roast like a savage, then he totally banged my mom! 😵 Dude’s a fuckin riot, what an addition to the band! 🤘 #PotRoastMassacre #BillFucks

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@W1mpyGr3g @NefflynBe 🤣

[Rodrick Heffley @L0dedRodrick]

@HuntersOfNazis Just wait until Coach Malone suites up. He is an ALLSTAR