Crack Johnson

Dayton '22 // WNGZ // #4s // F.F.F. // UMHS

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: JUDE BELLINGHAM BECOMES THE MIDFIELDER WITH MOST GOALS IN A SINGLE WORLD CUP IN FOOTBALL HISTORY.

[Justin Termine @TermineRadio]

Jokic is the most important member of the Nuggets.

Wemby is the most important member of the Spurs.

Luka is the most important member of the Lakers.

Presti is the most important member of the Thunder.

Last night was more proof I got my MVP vote correct, by not voting SGA.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.

[J🐐 @SixersJustin]

Imagine living Tatum’s life man

Tearing your achilles, sitting out 70 games. Come back, 2nd seed.

Get to play like shit all game, up 20. Then start to stat pad

What a life man

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Puerto Rico is LOUD

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🗣️ Gareth Bale: “Most skilfull player I’ve played with? Probably Isco. On a bigger pitch, he would struggle a bit more but during the small sided games, he was different.

He’s the most similar I’ve seen to Zidane.”

[Ⓔ𝔈🇦🇱 @ErviRMA]

Genuinely how the fuck did this happen

[GQ @gabyquile]

El partido de ayer pudo haber sido bonito, pero las imágenes que están corriendo el mundo son lamentables

Un partido con dos equipos con el mismo color de camisa, atrasado por una hora y una invasión en el campo que pudo haber lesionado a Lionel Messi.

No estuvimos a la altura.

[Will @MrAngeloValdes]

Gracias a Dios Vinicius juega en el Real Madrid. El nuevo rey de la Champions League.

Más contribuciones en eliminatorias de Champions que Messi, Suarez y Neymar. Icónico.

[Albert Ortega @AlbertOrtegaES1]

Mbappé: "El número 25 del Benfica, que no quiero decir su nombre, no lo merece, ha dicho que Vinícius es un mono. Lo ha dicho cinco veces.

"Hoy se han perdido todos los valores del fútbol. No merece jugar más la Champions League".

[ESPN @espn]

THE BENITO BOWL WAS LEGENDARY 🔥

Bad Bunny put on a show de Puerto Rico para el mundo 🇵🇷🌎

[Insider Real @RMCFarab]

مايو 2013، آخر يوم لجوزيه مورينيو كمدرب لريال مدريد.

كريستيانو غاب بسبب الإيقاف لتراكم البطاقات، طلب من راموس وبيبي وكاسياس (تم استبعادهم) الخروج من النفق.

مورينيو لم يتمكن من الدخول فوراً، فوقف في النفق مع كريستيانو في لحظة مؤثرة قبل المباراة.

[Don Fut @DonFutboI]

“Dinho, métele tranqui hoy que es solo Haití”

Ronaldinho después de meter joda hasta las 8 am con 5 puertorriqueñas:

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

“This is how I grieve”

Same.

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Bayern Munich are bigger than any NFL team.

Munich is a very wealthy city and they have over 400,000 members, yet their season tickets start at €175.

That's less than the cost of attending a single NFL game.

People like this will never get it.

[Colby @cl_all_day]

Boss asked if I was babysitting my drink with $500 left on the tab and 2 employees left at the bar

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

Didn’t realize I had a 3 and a half minute crash out over the Mavs on the show tonight

[j. @BronGotIt]

Luka Doncic vs Shai through 8 quarters of Basketball.

Luka
- 92 points
- 23 rebounds
- 17 assists

Shai
- 63 points
- 8 rebounds
- 8 assists

There’s levels to this.

[Logic Hoops @logicalhoops]

I like how Stephen A mentions Dallas beating OKC in the playoffs and being their kryptonite without addressing the fact that Dallas team had Luka F’ing Doncic lmao

[Crack Johnson @L1Lester]

@sashajrr Chupala paradon
A messi