Lauren Jamieson 🌷

I'm an adult, but not like a real adult

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

One minute they’re little and cute, then the next they’ve got you saved as “Spawn Point” in their phone 🥴

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

The hypocrisy of soap characters who’ve cheated on their partners then they do it back and it’s like their original affairs never happened

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Dentists actually give you an appointment 6 months away then “don’t do reminders anymore” and kick you off their systems for missing one appointment

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Everyone complains about the people who offer stupid money for stuff that’s already on Vinted for cheap but what about the people who receive stuff off you and don’t bother to click if everything is okay or not?

[ToonArmy @toonarmy_com]

Tap, Hold and Load in 4K 😍

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

The new iPhone update is hideous

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Just messaged our wedding entertainment back saying “my partner” but autocorrect changed it to “my pervert” 😭

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Dean absolutely gets on Ant’s nerves, I love it 😂 #ImACeleb

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

If I knew how to backflip, that would be my response to everything

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

I never understood Deal or No Deal the first time around and still don’t now. Is there a strategy or is it just based on luck?

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Can Corrie get rid of David Platt or is he just going to be slouched over a pint slurring until he’s Gail’s age?

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

In the last two days I’ve watched Anyone But You and Twisters and I can confirm that my new Glen Powell crush is 100% at its maximum 😍

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Also, I can not stand Camille any longer just be gone already 👋🏼 #EmilyInParis

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

I loved Emily and Gabriel in the beginning but they’ve lost their magic for me now. Alfie all the way 😍 #EmilyInParis

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂

Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Seen a post about BMW drivers being named the worst on the road this morning and lo and behold there’s a lovely Beamer that’s flattened the post and lying vertically across the roundabout outside of Holystone’s new housing estate 🙃

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

All I ask is that if @samfendermusic has no plans on NYE could he please pop into my wedding and sing All Is On My Side live and then he’ll be free to carry on with his night as he pleases 🙏🏼

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

My sons been out on his bike with his pals all day and when he came back, whipped a drink out of his bag and asked if we’ve ever had it because it’s the nicest drink he’s ever tasted… it was Sunny D 😆 we played along without giving away that we grew up on the stuff

[Lauren Jamieson 🌷 @L_Jamieson92]

Unintentionally hit a pigeon on the coast road today and then an hour later another one snatched the last bit of my sausage roll right out of my hand. I’d say that was karma at its finest 🙃