Lisa Vassallo

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Jeff in this opening scene like #Survivor

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@eldeeguz I was literally about to go to bed and my mom and I started screaming

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

IS THAT A BUG ON HIS HEAD

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

“I don’t really want toast, it seems like a lot of work for a piece of hot bread” - @Matt_Hamill3

[TD Garden @tdgarden]

GAME DAY MOOD.

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[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@sammymcfarland Okay thank you I straight up don’t get the hype over her and I thought I was missing something

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

Nothing is more gratifying than showing someone something that made you laugh and they think it’s as funny as you do

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@ImaniGary Kind of! They discussed her and the voice

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

Do you ever look at a cut or scrape and notice that it’s healed and just gaze at your skin in awe of your body’s ability to repair itself?????

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@eldeeguz @Matt_Hamill3 Hahaha watching on Netflix! 😂

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

“Shut up Bob Barker” -@Matt_Hamill3 to Alex Trebek on the TV

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

If nothing else, all of the hype videos comparing this Super Bowl to the first Pats/Rams Super Bowl has shown how much video/TV quality has improved since 2002

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

Informative, great graphics, and a couple of good puns to boot! Thanks for the webinar @Jellyvision #TweetsForTreats

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Things that didn’t exist when Tom Brady played in his first Super Bowl:

iPhone
Android
Facebook
YouTube
MySpace
Instagram
Tesla
Spotify
Skype
Twitter
LinkedIn
Gmail
Uber
Airbnb
Google Maps
iTunes Store
SoundCloud
Nintendo Wii
Dropbox
Hashtags
SpaceX
Reddit
Fitbit
GoPro
iPad

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

Still 👏🏻 Here 👏🏻

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@JasonDRossi @TreyNKennedy YES 😂 I’m so happy you remember that about me

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

@stephenfishbach Malcolm comes to mind? But Christian might even top him

[Lisa Vassallo @L_Vassallo]

Bagel World coffee the Monday after an extra long weekend was one of my better decisions