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[lαurα torre @Laaa19]

Did u not notice the massive spider on jesse's back when he was saying bye!!? Thought 'd be the first to comment! Haha @MoneyMichelle

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Bottled water is great. It all taste the same. Except for Dasani. Why does Dasani taste like a bunch of trolls shit in a bottle?

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

If you haven't seen this, you must!!

https://t.co/C4DpZUUwew

[Dan Gheesling @DanGheesling]

Who can define "Social Media Mogul" for me? #BB16

[lαurα torre @Laaa19]

@MarcoZomps too funny. MY BURGERS❤️❤️

[Marco @MarcoZomps]

No wonder @mtlslick is still with you @Laaa19 , now I know 😄

[Marco @MarcoZomps]

QUEEN BURGER @Laaa19

[Marco @MarcoZomps]

NVMMMMMM I'm drooling thanks to @Laaa19 🙉🍔

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

How many calories does feeling guilty about what you ate burn?

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks

[lαurα torre @Laaa19]

Selfies Linked to Narcissism, Addiction and Mental Illness, Say Scientists http://t.co/8XzJLQZ4eU via @IBTimesUK #Selfies

[Jillian Harris @jillianharris]

My thoughts on last night's Bachelor episode! Maybe a bit controversial, but just the way Juan Pablo likes it: honest http://t.co/A7kW1ezAod

[lαurα torre @Laaa19]

“@KarlyCip: With my faves @StephScapp @Laaa19 who's going to tell me I'm gay for tweeting #fuinadvance” 🙈 with the two most wasted girls

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

All the naturally curly girls are hating this pool party right now #bachelor

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

Who are you texting?

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

I have no filter.

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

Do I have anything in my teeth?

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

Can you switch shifts with me?

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

I had a dream we broke up.