Soshua

Follower of Christ | Boy Mom | Wifey pronouns: she/her/g Chicago-raised

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Idk if I’ve used this much of my brain in a long time, if ever 🥴

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

After I close out this project this weekend I need to seriously cool it on the energy drinks 🥴.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I fought with a demon this morning trying to get out the bed to go to the gym. That nigga lost 🙂‍↕️

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I forgot to eat dinner 🙄

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

What is normally a 1hr and 30min trip home is going to take me about 5hrs because there are no direct flights. Let me see what Netflix got going on, chile.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I still to this day don’t understand why you’d celebrate a bunch of people with PTSD with fireworks????

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Some people don’t like dancey dance Drake but as for me and my percolator….

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I was rocking the baby and I thought he was asleep. I look down and he’s STARING at me. I audibly yelped.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Anytime you hear your repairman phoning a friend it IS NOT a good sign 😅🤣

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

What’s the weather doing? The sun is confusing me today

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Please Lawd, I don’t want to get back in the car 😫😅

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I just taught a class with a tiny pimple patch on my face that I COMPLETELY forgot was there. How embarrassing 😫🥴

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I’ve been looking a mess 😅

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If you’re not watching Company Retreat, you’re missing some of the best laughs ever. I am literally hollering.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Big kids also need help the most while you’re on the toilet… it’s biological.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Babies have an internal alarm clock that blares through their sleep cycles and creates emotional dysregulation when their moms are about to shower. It’s biological.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

There are people capitalizing off of not healing. Try not to allow media and the influence of perpetually being down stop you from moving forward in REAL LIFE. It’s ok to not be ok, but at some point the tide does turn and we feel better. It’s also ok to be ok.

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I will never get over Eric Dane’s death 😫

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

Omg, all 3 boys just fell asleep. Quick, what do I do?????

[Soshua @Laaawdness_]

I just know my kids are going to be sitting on a therapists couch one day like “my mom used to look at me hella crazy 😫”. I’m working on my faces but kids just be tweaking 😅