Laban Kemboi

An athlete,businessman and a farmer.

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@Kabiru_Roberts @Kenyans DCP is a regional party.

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@NelsonHavi @johnnjenga Vitisho haitasaidia hapa.Let the law take its own cause

[Dr. Ezekiel Mutua, MBS @EzekielMutua]

Some of our major challenges as a country are because of the Kenya Constitution 2010. While it's a very good document in terms of freedoms, there are too many institutions that must be funded yet they do nothing. Some are the source of corruption. To cut down on wastage, for instance, we must reduce the number of MPs to 47 and remove useless constitutional bodies. We cannot afford the duplicity in some of these constitutional agencies that are allocated a lot money but do nothing. It has to be a radical surgery in all sectors of the economy. Ultimately, the wave of change in Kenya will end in a referendum!

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Watu huona Wanaume wakilia kwa show za Lynn Ngugi after scaling the heights abroad and returning home with nothing but nguo za designer na certificates in their backpacks, wanadhani ni scripted but ni reality. Hiyo shida, huangukia mostly vijana walikuwa over-ambitious na wakaamua kuonja “The murky waters of the Caucasians.”

Hao warembo, huwa extremely loving, lakini roho ikiwatoka, they are worse than awa wetu wa nyumbani. Wasichana wetu ata wakikuosha, huwa atleast wanakuacha na transport ya kufika nyumbani. Lakini wamama Wazungu wakimalizana na wewe, huwa hawajali ata ukitokea village yenu kama umevaa boxer ya Samosa na bag kwa mgongo.

Program ya “kupanguzwa clean” happens mostly mkiwa deeply in love with the “assailant”, the process is usually initiated by a scheming lawyer who intentionally sleeps with her and tells her afungue macho na wakusafishe urudi the “Dark Continent” venye ulizaliwa.

Your loving wife anakuletea official documents, alafu akikulamba shingo with a forked tongue kama ya Black Mamba; moja anapitisha along the carotid artery na ingine inalamba ear lobe simultaneously, so unaskia baridi na joto at the same time, confusing your nerve endings further. Then anakuambia in low romantic tones, “sign here my African King” na wewe, fully paralyzed from the neck down, unaSign crucial documents without checking the details giving her full ownership of your properties ukitetemeka ukisema, “Yes Isabela!”

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

How will Kenyans in diaspora get your boo "FOR THE RECORD"?@HonAdenDuale

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

We need Marverick Aoko on Churchill show @MwalimChurchill

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@caleblimo01 Is that Marverick?😂

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@bevalynekwambo3 Njaa itakuua na uko na chips?

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@antokinyua @KamauMathingira The second dog is watching out for the dog working..I understand that they work in turns

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Outgoing President Uhuru and Hon Raila don't want the Supreme Court to nullify the presidential election of 9.8.2022. They don't want a rerun. They want the Supreme Court to declare that Hon Raila won the 9.8.2022 elections using fuzzy maths. Improbable? No! Impossible? No

[Crime Watch Nairobi @suemc_phee]

Ok noted

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

Forget about #BREMUN results..Manchester won the match by 2-1.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Time to bring this back,if Raila had ears this was it.

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

UDA Communications Director Wanjohi Githae and DP @WilliamsRuto Chief Of Staff Davis Chirchir ARRESTED / KIDNAPPED at BOMAS.

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

@MuthoniWachira3 @ShankiAustine It is not about the beauty of an office but the numbers

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

HNIB Forwarded a form from Kisumu at Kondele Market. I raised doubts. Then I decided, to check - KONDELE cast 107.7%

Kondele Market 1 registered voters is indicated as 362 and those who cast the votes are 390.

And form uploaded on IEBC website - https://t.co/ZNa8gN3tlv

[Solomon Kuria @kuriasolomonK]

You have already heard from the two.
Who do you think is best suited to be Kenya's next DP?
RETWEETS for Rigathi Gachagua.
LIKES for Martha Karua.

[Laban Kemboi @Labanrop]

This is shit

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The Chinese contractor who built the Nairobi Expressway has won Sh9 billion tender to rehabilitate the old road.

— Business Daily

[Ngash @ngashp09]

Who would you vote for as your NEXT president ?

Like 💕 Raila Odinga
Retweet 🔁 William Ruto

Sabina // Mutula // Murkomen // Martha // Kalonzo
#ProfitOwuorExposed https://t.co/E36J6sCRQ0