Labia'nne

Used to be prettttty cool. Now I am an unemployed professor of sexual theory and a drunken slut. Cigarette?

[Labia'nne @Labianne]

I LOVE YOU LINS> Your favoirte uncle--Labianne---zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Irish relaxation)

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Eh?

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Damon is slim. Lins is missing. Brian is here but I can't find him. Dunnville is chanting and I am sleeping on a bathmat. Stopthemadness

[Labia'nne @Labianne]

Lexus-schmexus--dam car will only start in "N". Good thing I'm in New Haven now. The bus system is just scabulous.

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Off for a walk in the park--wearing combat undies and Chanel No. 5. Car won't start. Was buying used Lexus a mistake? anyone?

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What on earth is this on my foot?? Something with a stinger that impaled itself as I slept (quite soundly apparently) ech!

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Spent the day yawning. Apparently St. Pat's day is a big deal in CT. Ate cabbage and drank too much. Took home a leprechaun.Farted byebye

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Never met Zappa--although I did see moon unit's leg once in a crowded LAX, or so I was told at the time...

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?sueno? no comprenedo. Quiero Taco Bell.

[Labia'nne @Labianne]

Gotta take a wank...later

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I love the PICASSO reference. I met him in Nice when I was 10. I called him "popi", he called me "abruti". Ah, the good old days.....

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Phew! found it under my pillow. Dazed, confused and half bald--but ALIVE. Dunville knows about these things.

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Woke up with feathers in my mouth. I can't find my hostess' parakeet and I'm not feeling so well. DON'T CALL PETA

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H i Vectorvault. They call me minkvault (winkwink)

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Is "Haveing" a word? I think not. Tofu omelets are SICK! (not in a good way)

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Good morning world. Clear brisk morning in the Northeast. Haveing a tofu omelet and a Camel. Veganluv, me

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Personas pequenas--muy simpatico. ?Donde esta la biblioteca? I need a drink and a lungerloosener. acccchhhhpfft. Dog is my co-pilot

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Lins? ?Tu estas una "Claymate"?

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Searching for Andrew Dice Clay a/k/a Mr. Goodbar...

[Labia'nne @Labianne]

Yes, Lins. there is a striking likeness. Sorry you are at work. I am at a midget festival. Liliputian Pulchritude America. Fascinating!