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"Linguists are apparently too good for Yuengling." --MS

[Tania Delgado @TaniaDelgad0]

@LabShenans "And the parser says: 'ain't my business!' " --DK.

[Tania Delgado @TaniaDelgad0]

"Linguistically Predictable: When, How, and Why Do We Predict in Language?" Already excited for Mayfest this year :-) http://t.co/eMyysn66eO

[Julie Gerard @Jewlzrg]

@MorganMoyer @emma_wyn inquiring minds wish to know: when will the Seattle slideshow be held? @LabShenans

[Tania Delgado @TaniaDelgad0]

Our new 'experiment in progress' signs... now featuring faculty #adorable :-)

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@daeif more DK quotes are necessary

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J: "It's a whole lot cheaper if you live about 4 miles away.
E: "Is that by car, though?"
J: "That's by foot and by car."

[Tania Delgado @TaniaDelgad0]

@LabShenans Insights from Dave: "You'd think that given more time, people would luxuriate in their grammar"

[Tania Delgado @TaniaDelgad0]

@LabShenans Using child-directed speech at inappropriate times #babylabproblems

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Hope lab meeting: why? Cause Booboo's a dumbass

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Morgan: "Why do you need a massage?"
Sandy: "My legs hurt."
Morgan: "Oh. If it weren't your legs, I'd offer."

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Sara: "I have an Italian food baby. I think his name is going to be Giovanni..."

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Yakov: Just remember, Ellen Lau smiles a lot but she does NOT accept late work

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@emma_wyn teach yourself as much as you can with this: http://t.co/9Y3UiIDY

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Morgan, Ilanna, and Tania (and grad students) are learning PYTHON!!!! Brain hurts...

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Laura: "My mom's grandbaby hungry as hell. It's not just third-world countries."

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HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY @TaniaDelgad0

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Megan: "Go to the doctor."
Sara: "No, I did that once."

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Morgan: (after taking an advil) "I'm ready for these logophors."

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Morgan: "I think I'm diabetic"