Laura

When life gives you lemons, crack open the tequila.

[Laura @LABW95]

Very annoying that Boris Johnson’s face ruined my morning check up on Zelenskyy today 😒

[Laura @LABW95]

🤣👏🏻

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Residents in Macclesfield have written a song about a sinkhole on their street that hasn't been fixed for two years! It's even become a YouTube hit. 🎧🎼🎹

[Laura @LABW95]

@CheshireEast can we get an update on the sink hole progress situation before this song goes viral….? https://t.co/dlhB6JzHPf

[Laura @LABW95]

Honestly, I’m just here for the @AldiUK content

[Laura @LABW95]

@Argos_Online I wanted to order your Puerto Rico bedroom furniture sets for our new house, but when I go to the basket, most of the pieces are out of stock for delivery and no stores locally have them for collection. Do you know when these will be back in stock?

[Blizzard @iamblizzard]

So the PM says cancelling Christmas would be 'inhuman' but he was pretty quick to lock off Eid for the Muslim community when cases were much lower... Sounds about white 🙄

[Laura @LABW95]

And I will feel much more content shopping in Sainsbury’s knowing I’m not surrounded by racists 🙃👏🏻

[TW @TurnupTom]

@sainsburys NEVER shopping in Sainsbury’s again.

[Laura @LABW95]

“I did not know her name” oh PLEASE. She is the most talked about woman in the world right now... and even if you had a momentary mind blank, let me remind you about the existence of Google 🙄 better still, let me remind you that racism is not tolerated any more @KilclooneyJohn

[Lord John Kilclooney @Kilclooney_John]

Whilst Biden is proud to be Irish and Harris is rightly proud of her Indian background I certainly withdraw my reference to her as an Indian as it seems to have upset some people. I did not know her name and identified her with the term Indian. Most people understood.Racist NO.

[Laura @LABW95]

Well this is emotional 😭

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Laura @LABW95]

🤣🤣🤣

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Laura @LABW95]

Bi-den @realDonaldTrump 🙋🏼‍♀️👋🏻👋🏻 #ELECTION2020

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Joe Biden takes the lead in Pennsylvania vote count Friday morning. https://t.co/udob6D4LSs

[Laura @LABW95]

Iconic.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Laura @LABW95]

@EllieRose_ox Brb just off to send you all the pictures of Boba until you get one 🙃🥰

[Laura @LABW95]

@AldiUK why does your fruit and veg always go off so quick 😔 these haven’t even gone out of date yet and the strawberry’s are already moldy 😩

[Laura @LABW95]

@EllieRose_ox “The blossoms” 😂

[Laura @LABW95]

I am incredibly ready to go home and drink prosecco now.

[Laura @LABW95]

@DaneSwindells This is like the day you discovered WhatsApp voice notes on a drunken night out and I woke up to about 30 and they were comedy gold #karma

[Laura @LABW95]

2 months tomorrow until I go to Cyprus for 5 days to see one of my favourite people on the planet get married and just sit in the sunshine without a care in the world and honestly it could not come quick enough ✈️☀️🌴💆🏼‍♀️

[Laura @LABW95]

@DaneSwindells @LiamLambrini @jckhrkn Omg 😳😂

[Laura @LABW95]

It’s the end of the week. The sun is shining. I’ve had a mad productive week. It’s pay day. And today is fat Friday in the office. What a happy little day.