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@Drunk_Austen @EmmaFilm @rozsrredd

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I don't necessarily find good people, but I tend to find the good in people.

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If you're tired of being judged for your behavior... maybe you should change your behavior

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You can't legally force assholes to be nice. Damn shame.

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"Satanic pregnancy" is crazy bible thumper for "evil plans still in the developmental stages." She was not talking about literal pregnancies in women. Go read the transcripts, remember what your high school English teacher taught you about context clues. It is a stupid metaphor.

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I think my life's purpose is to help people with shitty parents cope and to mitigate the effects of poor parenting

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Yes, senior in high school, you do have to write in full sentences and use capital letters appropriately. What mean teachers you have! Smh

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Status update: wedding hashtags still make me want to vomit

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When listing a home, please remember: 1.5 baths is not the same as 2 baths. Not even close. YOU CAN'T ROUND UP A BATHROOM

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@DudeStufftweets Pretty sure that's a girl, not a woman. Cheer competition teams can have a wide range of ages, but I wouldn't chance the creep factor

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@ChickfilA Peach, but you need to give out wider than normal straws with it bc the tasty peach pieces always get stuck in the straw

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@NHLFlyers Love the pic, happy for them, but there is no apostrophe in their name to make them plural.

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Home search sites/apps: stop rounding up on bathrooms in your listings! 1.5 bathrooms is verrrrry different from 2 bathrooms!!!!

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I have offered only kindness. If you read meanness into my words, that says more about you than me

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Have the couples on House Hunters actually met each other before going on the show?

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Last week of school and recital week always coincide. Not fair.

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VA: we have the worst behaving politicians in the USA right now!

WV: hey, Nancy boy, hold my beer...

West Virginia Delegate Eric Porterfield is being criticized for repeatedly making homophobic comments. https://t.co/Gwz8euo0yw via @HuffPostPol

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@pepsi did you sponsor the #DoubleDoink ?

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Everyone makes mistakes. Stop getting mad about them and learn from them.

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"You can't drown me, I don't know how to swim" said in all seriousness #shitstudentssay