Joeking

Calm mind, strong ambition. I move in silence and let results make the noise!

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@ZeeroBrain Praising the song was the hack. It worked!

[Nada Andersen @NadaAndersen]

If all the doors are closed or are being slammed in your face, remember: The only way you can progress is through learning and work. Work of any kind, however meaningless it seems, prepares you for the next step and your next opportunity.
Sometimes we want too much, at once. Look at what is essential, and pursue it.
My best moment in life was the day I stopped paying rent. It's not a big thing; many people own their homes, but for me, it was a milestone. I acquired freedom.
I drive a 35-year-old car. It's enough for me. It's 1000cc and very cute, and it takes me from A to B.
I don't buy fancy clothes from shops in Kampala. I have a fixer for that. A trip to the Saturday market in Entebbe is also fine.
Makeup? Why? Fake eyebrows, lashes, nails, hair - why? All that can be done at home, actually.
Growing vegetables in the garden is super-rewarding and healthy. Save your plastic bottles for vertical gardening; it works.
Eating so-so food in overpriced restaurants? With so many 15-minute recipes online, I'm a master chef.
Going out to be seen? That's just unnecessary stress. Meeting people you don't really like, drinking overpriced drinks, watching your handbag and phone like a hawk - that's just stress. Meeting friends at home over a good lunch or dinner, giving everyone attention, that's what works for me.
Prado, Pajero, Land Cruiser - you'll still get stuck in traffic. Fuel prices these days will teach everyone a lesson, I hope.
Anyway, do what you want. It's your life. Just think of your future sometimes. Where do you want to be in ten years, and what do you want to do? Work on it; nobody will serve it on a silver platter.
Be strong, focused, resilient, and hopeful. You will make it.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@KiiraMotors @mtnug @sylmulinge Great biceps madam CEO, clearly the strongest in the meeting.o

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@BugandaKingdom_ Good work with the interlocking blocks.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@KIBP_Namanve @ugandainvest @gou_economy @KampalaPost @mmuhangi The roads leading to @KIBP_Namanve need tarmacing. Especially via former Jokas hotel and via seeta.

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Germans when they realise they are not going to be blamed for World War III

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@UgandaRedCross Did you get consent from the casuality to post his images. A big organization like Redcross must not behave like bloggers.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@ReachDrMuganga Sorry for your loss. May her soul RIP.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@MoWT_Uganda @RailwaysUganda You just know there is money coming.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@UgandanMind This is how a mole penetrates an organization. I wouldn't trust you!

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Nigerian Businesswoman, Folorunsho Alakija has built and donated a hospital to a public university in Osun State, Nigeria.

She is the richest woman in Africa.

[Robert Kalyesubula,MD, FISN(USA), PhD-FRCP(London) @rkalyes1]

🏥Ladies and gentlemen we have another first @MulagoReferral
🔥 Dr Ssekitooleko Badru @taata_imran led the radical laparoscopic prostatectomy!
🔥 For context this procedure is hundreds of times more technically harder than kidney transplant!
👏 👏 👏
@MinofHealthUG
@Ug_kidneyf

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Guys, we are not here to judge but, as a married man, wherever you go, make sure that you go back home
to sleep. Don’t sleep outside unless you are not in town.

Don’t go and hang with friends (of any sort) and get so carried away that you do not go home.

Even when you are home alone, make sure that you sleep at home.

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@HEBobiwine Those people look like they can't refuse 200million.

[MAMAGA GAMATHO @Bokorsedinam]

Can you imagine I gave birth to my daughter while she was sleeping ?
Not even the delivery process could wake her up. They tried everything possible to wake her up but it failed. She slept all through,we were Soo scared but they told us she’s fine.
I was just admiring her then fell asleep, I heard a lil cry in the middle of the night, woke up, carried her with excitement , we shed tears that night.🥹 That lil girl is 10 today🥹

[Yaa Bitha @yaabitha]

What is faster than a calculator??
A Calcu-NOW!!!
Get it??🥲

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@hopeainomugisha May his soul RIP. Sorry for your loss!

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@beewol No

[DADDY DABz 👶 @Austeiin]

November 30th 2024: Under went 6-7hrs cleft lip surgery

November 30th 2025: Scattering the entire house on her own terms 😩

It can only be GOD 🤲

[Joeking @Lachujoe]

@RealOsa4 Congrats