Lachy Franklin

Musickman, wine devotee & cellarhand, with a full blown dedication to the Geelong FC. And ELO.

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@AFL Why are we apologising to this privileged hate-monger?

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@neighbour_s @4corners From watching the program, it seems Cath isn’t the only one to hold this view. But srsly, if you don’t know who Albanese is, you haven’t been paying attention to Aus politics for the past 20+ years.

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Mildura has a Dimmeys! #dimmeys

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@TamaraOudyn @buzzythebugger I had the same inkling 😱😅

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I fear that people who readily espouse the wisdom “Whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” are heavily underestimating the ‘death’ part of the equation.

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@Coodabeens The 666 warning was preceded by the ‘Crappy centre bounce Umps 2nd chance’ warning, and was a precursor to the ‘Liking an offensive Israel Folau Tweet’ warning.

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Peru SHOOTS. Australia ‘steadies’. #AUSPER

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Anyone else mildly disappointed to find out that Panama’s national anthem wasn’t written by Van Halen? #ENGPAN

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@FloPetoin I bloody love it! #DENAUS

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@NikKershaw Gorgeous. Maybe punching above your height too?! 🤭 I’ll see myself out...

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I’ll tell you why Matt Ryan is the busiest goalkeeper in the Premier League... HE NEVER CLEARS THE BALL FROM HIS AREA! #triggered #FFS #SBS #DENAUS

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That weather report was a real eye-opener. Cold in the #channel7 studio? 😳#AFLHawksPies

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With all the long-weekend happenings around the region, surely @WboolStandard can do better than “Rich Baby-Boomer buys Holiday House” as its front-page story on a Saturday?! #notnews

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Yeah, I'm pretty cool. But I'm probably not as cool as Tom Petty. #tompetty

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@australianfolk Getting (deservedly) absolutely no love on the official tweet. https://t.co/CeIS7V7Oxb

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Joe Daniher has won the 2017 @woolworths Mark of the Year.

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Jeez, Scott Joplin's APRA cheque is going to be huge this month #JPNvAUS

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@coodabeens Nth Korea have mistaken Barassi for a military strategist & are taking the message "Long bombs to space" a bit seriously of late

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@GaryAblettJnr One more, Gaz. One more...

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1500 strong police presence for #AFLSunsPower at Shanghai. One for every patron! #thorough

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I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Malcolm Turnbull. Scuuuuuuuum. #scum