In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/AXAwdwZ7Gb
@JimGaffigan I’m sorry but Chris Rock was violent with his words. He didn’t get punched, he got smacked. Jada has been open about her struggle with hair loss and it’s a problem so many women face. It’s not ok to make fun of others.
@AnubisBasically@NWSNashville It almost always happens when it’s extremely cold and then get warm days too quickly. Sadly, yes it is TN now thanks to climate change.
REMINDER: First case of coronavirus in US was Jan 20. Trump was asked on Jan 22 on CNBC about virus and said "We have it totally under control...it's going to be just fine." How did we go from "under control" to where we are? Trump's incompetence. He failed us #coronapocolypse
Me in 2013 as a new homeowner: “Ew, what are these weird ladybugs everywhere?!?”
Me in 2019 as a full blown plant lady to my family: “If you see a ladybug, please put it on a plant and let them earn their keep.”
Everyone sees nickfeulner when they look at Walker. I think he’s got a lot more of me in him than others realize. Maybe because he’s a boy? Idk 🤷🏼♀️ @ Shackle Island, Tennessee https://t.co/Ny2azIEsWi
Hey @lushcosmetics I LOVE you guys but something went wrong in my delivery. My karma cream leaked all inside the box and my Full of Grace is not really a bar anymore. I’m also missing a two items from this order. Can you help me please?
This is a total #latergram but @MsPrestwood is one of my VIP’s and she’s been rocking this platinum for about 4 years now. .
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#hairlove#haircolor#hair#behindthechair… https://t.co/i521SNsiVN
There is nothing more satisfying than executing your vision. All the lightener and color used was @pravana.Thanks for letting me borrow your head kelsiemdrake.
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#hairlove… https://t.co/iPKh1jAe2N