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[Bender @LacyBender]

I earned the Gold level of the High Noon badge from @audible_com on my #iPhone. What level are you? http://t.co/u0ODAVL68r

[Bender @LacyBender]

COOKIES!!! Nomnomnom! http://t.co/8Ylz5HFXmQ

[Bender @LacyBender]

Slow cooked pork ribs... Mmmm http://t.co/laeViUYTWz

[Bender @LacyBender]

Really digging my new specs! http://t.co/5vxUsr2KNw

[Bender @LacyBender]

@ConanOBrien... First world problems... -_-

[Bender @LacyBender]

My Pilates ball is depressed... http://t.co/p6Izmt5Eoi

[Gawker @Gawker]

Ted Cruz is upset True Blood made fun of him. http://t.co/Og71nEpz12

[Bender @LacyBender]

If milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, what happens if I bring smoothies?

[Gawker @Gawker]

Nobody cares about your Tweets http://t.co/BPPXvtueFl .@wxdam

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Interesting fact: Pontius Pilate’s great grandson invented Pilates. #Fitness #Crucifixion

[Bender @LacyBender]

Siracha is a condiment, not a beverage. #thingsihavetotellmyboyfriend

[Bender @LacyBender]

I can't wait until I'm an old lady. Nothing like fondling young man boys and blaming your aging mind on your actions. #oldandpervy

[Bender @LacyBender]

Reason #156 why I hate seattle...the oh so convenient bus system is about as convenient as another asshole on my face.