Chris

The Tweeter of Dreams

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@dharnishiqbal I have faith there’s a plan here. There’s 4 weeks left in the window. INEOS had to reset the club’s actions/perception in the market at large. Their measured, non-reactive approach reflects that.

I’d wager we’re closer to £200m net than the current ~£20m by the window’s end.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Arsenal and OKC crashing out on the same day. Amazing day to be a hater.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Delighted at the 3 points. But it’ll take me a while to get over Amad denying Mainoo that assist.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@WStones20 I know right? So many what-ifs.
At the very least we’re favorites to win Europe.
And does Mourinho even go to Chelsea if his team got knocked out in the quarterfinals?
Honestly, thinking about it makes me livid to this day.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

VAR should be used to adjudicate clear and obvious errors, like say, Scholes vs Porto in '04.
This “pixel-level offside decided by whichever broadcast frame someone freezes on” isn’t officiating, it’s guesswork dressed up as precision.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

What is this strange feeling where I’m actually looking forward to watching Manchester United play football?

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@nqatpod I will never get over United letting go an 8 point lead with 6 games to go.
13 points in 14 games is entirely possible, especially given its Arsenal.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@ilhaverdelion @Pr1nceOfDarknes

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Premier League Gaslighter of All Time

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

I’ve been buzzing since full time. I’d genuinely forgotten how uplifting it is to have United play well and get results.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Petition for United to always wear black away to Arsenal

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

United endured that opening 20 minutes, fell behind against a team that has won every game they’ve scored first in all season, and then won. Just staggering.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Imagine having a goalkeeper you can be sure won’t shit down his leg every 2nd game

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

But seriously. There was not a single impressive start to finish 90 minute performance under Amorim. Not one. Carrick did it first go against City.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

Vidic, Evra and Bruno were all January signings. Yet every January we must endure the same “January signings are very difficult” rhetoric.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@thePoS_007 “Take our manager without compensation”

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

How much more of this mediocrity must we endure. Give it Ole the rest of the season. Given the pathetic state of the league, he’d get us top 5 quite easily.

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@thePoS_007 @nqatpod Van Gaal had this clause.

EtH had 20 months on his contract when sacked. Signed with Leverkusen in May, so 13 months which could be eligible for some amount of offsetting.

Won't fund Baleba, but presumably single digit millions, so it's *something*.

https://t.co/IcaOYxPBVG

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

@nqatpod @thePoS_007 question for the finance pod: ten Hag got his payout when sacked. But typically when coaches are fired, there's "offset" language. So if he's paid £2 million/yr by Leverkusen, MUFC can get that £2 million back. Any word if that's happening here?

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

I’m not a dummy with technology. But I CANNOT get rid of this. It infects all my Apple devices, even my Mac

[Chris @LacyMUFC]

As if his time in charge wasn’t pain enough, I have a lifetime sentence of seeing this whenever I type a “mo”