Imagine, apenas imagine se Crepúsculo fosse feito para homens:
> O protagonista é você: beta, virgem, sem social skills, sem nada especial (feito para vc se identificar)
> Se muda para uma cidadezinha do interior
> A mais gata do colégio se apaixona por você
> Ela é uma vampira, branquinha, emo, introvertida, rica, e virgem mas com mentalidade de milf (100 anos+)
> Ela é apaixonadamente obcecada por vc, até invade o seu quarto as vezes
> Ela arrisca a própria vida lutando contra outros vampiros para salvar você
> Outra pretendente aparece
> Pardinha, tomboy, corpo atlético, humilde (baixa renda), gentil, virgem e é uma lobisomem
> Ela também está perdidamente apaixonada por vc
> As duas brigam entre si pelo seu amor
> As duas fazem qualquer coisa para te agradar e te defender
> Simplesmente a melhor franquia de todos os tempos
@DonutOperator@UnsubscribeCast Bruh, fuck my countries gay laws preventing this from being sold. I'd love to support y'all by buying echelon but Canada is the big gay
@DestinyTheGame Haven't enjoyed destiny since 1, like... When dinklage was ghost. I tried to get into two but fuck did y'all suck the soul from it. This is like watching a reanimated corpse finally finding rest
ALWAYS REMEMBER THE FOUR RULES OF GUNS SAFETY:
1) They are coming for you
2) The voices are telling you the truth
3) Finger on trigger at all times
4) HAVE FUN 🦄✨🥰
A look back at how Expedition 33 pulled off the Greatest heist, and bait and switch in Gaming history:
>Newfound startup studio and needed help to get a leg up
> Used AI and flipped Unreal Engine assets to speed up development
>Hired Jennifer English to compensate (three time GOTY winner VA)
>Dangled an “inclusive experience” with Black and gay characters to attract ESG funding
>Used all the DEI as bait in the prologue, knowing IGN doesn’t actually play games
>IGN skims the intro and hands out a 9/10 for “progressiveness.”
>immediately kills off all the diversity and lgbtq at the end of the prologue (25 minutes in)
>The game drops the mask and reveals the real cast: white men, plus a French, Italian, and barefoot Japanese woman ❤️
>Goes on to win the most game of the year ever awards ever
And that's how they beat the entire industry. This should be looked at and studied for generations. Bravo, Expedition 33.