Misti Jean

professional bitch hoping the bridges I burn light my path 🖤

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@marisolmtz95 Yo everyone thinks “fuck California”. That’s why I’m moving to Florida lmao.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

All I’ve wanted since I woke up today is to lose my shit in the middle of a mosh pit while @RonnieRadke screams at me.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@kamryn_kristine 14. 15.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

Living with a boyfriend that isn’t a fan of drinking OR country music is kinda bringing me down during this quarantine. Just drunk dancing to George strait by myself..

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

My dad was so pissed when I decided to take this semester off. But now classes out here are being switched to online and it’s crashing the servers. And everyone’s confused af. So like...who’s the real winner here 😂

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

I can’t even scroll through instagram stories without accidentally clicking multiple MLM “sign me up” buttons. Fuuuuck meeee. Every damn time. And now I gotta say I didn’t mean to and I’m not interested without sounding like an ass 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@brarissa You’re way prettier than her if I’m just being honest. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

I don’t get why guys are so afraid to throw up when they’re drunk. Like as far as I’m concerned throwing up drunk is 1000 times better than throwing up the next day. Puke your brains out of you must. I won’t judge. We all been there man.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

Pandora really throws me off sometimes. The amount of times Post Malone and Tyga have popped up on my Hick Hop and Hillbilly radio channels is confusing af

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

I really wanna work on being a better person. But I also just wanna be drunk for the next few weeks til bills and finals just kinda work themselves out on their own.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

I’ve reached that point in my relationship where I think a suitable Christmas present for my bf might be boxers and socks without holes in them. Lmao.

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@marisolmtz95 I feel it’s on a spiritual level girl. I’m crazy af. Idk how my bf has put up with me so long

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@SidKneeTheSpoon Imma be real. Joe rogan podcasts go crazy. Well the 2 I’ve listened to at least. But you gotta be high af when you listen to them

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

I get so uncomfortable when my dad compares me to my brothers. Like if I had a child that was a teenager Like they do then THAT would be concerning since I’m only 25. Don’t compare our credit scores at this point cause they have over a decade and a half of responsibility over me

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

Some times I seriously question how tf my bf didn’t starve before he met me. The guy is seriously asking me every step of making a damn grilled cheese. Like who makes it to 27 and can’t make a grilled cheese?!

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

Social media should have rules like you can’t post Tekashi 69 snitchin memes if everyone knows you snitch before the cuffs were even fuckin on you. Fake ass snitchin bitches hiding behind fucking memes 🙄

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

@KaylaDanielle_3 Damn is that pretty304? 😂

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

There’s something so satisfying about watching the biggest bitch at work get her ass handed to her cause she tried to go off in the wrong person 😂 💀

[Misti Jean @Lady__Weez]

One of the worst parts of moving to a new city is having to find a great nail and brow lady. Been in riverside since February and barely trying a nail lady and still terrified to try a brow lady 😂

[Tom Coates @tomcoates]

@rooshv Look at this guy, wearing tubes on his legs like a common prostitute. God knows, I’m sure all of us here are uncontrollably aroused right now.