Lady Macbeth

Wife of Macbeth, former Queen of Scotland, died by self and violent hands

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@Dat_Witch_Bitch I was already enough of a witch. Joining up with you guys only would have made it worse. At least hell's got warm weather.

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

In the immortal words of Wheatley: "I wish I could take it all back [...] I was bossy and monstrous and I am genuinely sorry." #portalwisdom

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Super sad that @MacbethDaBest lost against @MDthekilla! Wish you would've won. But we probably deserve this anyway, don't we? #sadbuttrue

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

So I guess I'm not going to the #graveyardparty. (#suckstobeme) On the upside, I'll probably have Macbeth for company soon. 😅

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@RealKingDuncan1 @lordbanquotes but... but... I've changed! I'm sorry and... oh shoot, I deserve this don't I? 😭😭😭

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@MacbethDaBest, heard you and MacDuff are gonna fight. I would be rooting for you, but... bets are on MacDuff up here. #suckstobeyou

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@lordbanquotes @RealKingDuncan1 OMG thanks so much! Love you guys! (For the record, there's perfume in heaven, right? Still kinda need it.)

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@WickedBeWitch3d Real talk here:
killing people and then killing myself - pretty awful
making Adele jokes - still worth it

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@RealKingDuncan1 @lordbanquotes is there any room left at the #graveyardparty or will I have to slum it in hell?

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Hello from the other siiide
I guess that I have finally diiied ~
(Didn't want to have to die so soon, but I just couldn't take it anymore)

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Though I wouldn't mind if someone recommended me a doctor. Really, I need all the help I can get. I think I'm cracking up or something.

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Ignore those last two tweets. Apparently I'm not only walking in my sleep, but posting crazy stuff in it too. Weird.

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

oh god everyone is dead and it's all my fault. mine and macbeth's. why is there blood everywhere, i didn't mean for it happen like this.

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

does anyone have any perfume? febreze even? i really really need it my hands smell even worse than whatever macbeth ate last night

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

BTW @MacbethDaBest, your breath was super rank when you came home last night. What did those witches feed you?

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Condolences to @MDthekilla, feel super bad about your family. (Macbeth forgot to tell me what happened til now, as usual.)

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

@MacbethDaBest You know it! :D

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Feel pretty bad about all these dying people, but hey, I can't complain much. I'm the QUEEN now!

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Just when I thought my husband had manned up, he starts freaking out over some "ghost" at the feast! Get it together, @MacbethDaBest !

[Lady Macbeth @Lady_MacBee]

Oh, and apparently @RealKingDuncan1's dead? Didn't see that coming. Especially under MY roof.
R.I.P. Duncan, you'll be missed