Lady Macbeth

Queen o’ V’ronaville.
Keeper of memory.
Chronicler of this kingdom.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

The stage is the kingdom of Veronaville.

Many have asked how it became what it is today.

I have written the account.

If you would know the tale, begin here:
🔗 https://t.co/rrZtE0mwMI

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

I am still unwell.
A round of cough syrup for everyone, on me.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

A “final message” is never quite final when delivered with that much stagecraft.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

I caught myself halfway through drafting replies tae accusations no one had made. A ridiculous waste of time and tea.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@hardspiral I hope so too. But I have learned tae distrust anything that waiteth tae be found.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

Get. Tae. Fuck.

(Morten Harket remaineth unstained)

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@ax0l0tl_r0se Then I must discover who hath been briefing them.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

Aye, Norway was once our enemy. But England remaineth England, and Morten Harket is above all this.
MON THE VIKINGS! 🇳🇴 ⚽️ #WorldCup

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

I spent the ENTIRE day trying tae remember every single detail of the dream I had last night, so I could analyse every possible symbol. Unfortunately, I remembered enough tae make it worse.
Jung may have tae explain himself.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@_Sprinkles_77 I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of certain rooms.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@hardspiral I am no libra but I shall take the counsel.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

Macbeth said, “Honestly, love, go on. Open another bottle. There are men out there starting wars, men resigning and ending up as jesters, and lesser kingdoms that cannae keep a minister upright. Thou art doing fine.”

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@KarlstanVance Returned, but with static. Welcome back!

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@hardspiral Aye, the tea hath been ennobled.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@LikeableLobster The Crown shall adjust the prophecies accordingly.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

The Devil is not the Devil because he is evil. He is the Devil because he is old.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@popartcartoonz Aye, they are so repetitive! And I know not whence this “unjustly murdered” came. 😅

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

@Vybrance Happy birthday tae thy dear mother! May her day be full of joy, love, and only the finest shenanigans! ✨🎈🥳

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

Arrogance and stupidity go hand in hand.
Vanity is mother tae them both.