Patty Cakes

Wet food over dry. Every. Time.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@lambrechto

don't @ you, huh?

ps - i puked in your shoes https://t.co/Si0TYAckQS

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Sr Trump,the intelligence report is devastating.Losing election by more than 3M votes and in addition this.Are you a legitimate president?

[Toyota USA @Toyota]

Statement in response to the President Elect's recent comment. Please visit https://t.co/BxLSOPbXV8 for more information

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@sarahkittysays

*clutches pearls*

*gasps*

*eats dry food and barfs*

That is SO unladylike!

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

They're awesome every year! And their branches are delicious! https://t.co/Vxs09rVELx

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@myleftfang who's the princess now? #CakesIs

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@ConnieMcMuffin @cm_lamb 😛

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

It's 12:05 AM on #thanksgiving. I'm grateful for what I have, so I'm going to yowl loudly for about an hour here outside the bedroom door.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@cm_lamb want for Christmas please thank you https://t.co/FdQ44hapEu

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@cm_lamb don't want for Christmas please thank you https://t.co/imy48RWDBR

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

Oh great, the humans will be up til 3am discussing "all the stuff" and solving "all the problems." Fun. :/ @lambrechto #NationalEspressoDay

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

The human isn't getting the hint.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

If you need me, this is where I'll be til the next election. #notmycat #bestboxever #CatsOfTwitter @sarahkittysays @myleftfang @cm_lamb

[𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇í @HenriLeChatNoir]

The humans seem particularly mopey today.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

Meh. #notimpressed #CatsOfTwitter #tryharder

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@MilkTopsAndMore @sarahkittysays @ConnieMcMuffin you're both crazy.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

Day two of not giving the human the time of day. She's starting to freak out. It's hilarious. #CatsOfTwitter #cattitude @sarahkittysays

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

#rockstar https://t.co/EkNjX3rtHs

[The Fucking Cat @TheFuckingCat]

Thanks for cleaning the litterbox. I've gone ahead and trailed litter through the house already, just to keep that "homey" feel. xoxo

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@sarahkittysays @sarahkittysays @myleftfang you need to talk to Ollie about modeling agencies. I think it's time you got representation.

[Patty Cakes @LadyMcFoodTime]

@sarahkittysays ohmygod, dad's really sick.. I wonder if that makes him more susceptible to our pleas for food and pets?