Victoria H

Licensed Massage Therapist living the hobbit life in central VA. I make paintings, pots, and jokes. 👩🏻‍🎨 IG prettybyaccident and intentandmud

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

My creative process? Easy, I just internally scream into the void until art appears through sheer force of will.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

@okhismakingart What a satisfying feeling! That "post studio organization" rush creates some of the best art sometimes!

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

@dehlyat @feederofcats Same. My kitty is an ex street cat and if she can't go outside every morning while I supervise and drink my tea she will scream her head off.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

@LadyJulia_art These are breathtaking!

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

If being a true adult is being pokemon go friends with your insurance agent then I am crushing it.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

@WholesomeMeme People with year round allergies

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

Any active Pokemon go players want to share player numbers? Need more friends to send gifts too

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

@WholesomeMeme Me for real 😩😭 massage therapy is the perfect career for me.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

I made a giant sad playlist so in the coming days when I finally have time to make a ton of art I have the perfect soundtrack 😅

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

Art news.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

My boss came in to work today after having a knee replacement surgery last week. She hobbles in and declared "who wants to see my scar?!?" We gathered around her as she made us all palpate it. I even got to take a picture of it. What a great day.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

My mom has a "sexy men with goats" calendar and every time I visit I am so excited to see what fresh strangeness there is to see. This seems like such a niche product, I am baffled that it exists.

[Peanut @VilifiedPeanut]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't look at Markiplier's penis

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

It wasn't until recently that I realized how checked out I was this year from Jan-March. I just paid to rent a movie that apparently I have already rented and watched 🤦🏻���♀️

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

This doubles for the footage taken when I have very few bookings for the week as well

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

Real footage of me looking at my healthy amount of bookings for the week.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

At the beginning of this year I was horny on main and now I'm very much in love on main and that is way more embarrassing.

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

Just an FYI my boyfriend will hold my hand while he's asleep. 🥺

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

buffins, winner of the title of 'cat with the most appealing expression' in 1958.

[Juicy Gentleman @DariusAmore]

This CANT be who I think it is…. Please

[Victoria H @LadyV1312]

It is no surprise to anyone that my Spotify wrapped just looks like a list of sad songs a mentally ill person would listen to and that's exactly what it is.