Nobody warned me that vacuum brand loyalty was a personality type.
“What hoover do you have?”
“A Dyson.”
“No Henry Hoover?”
Sir I am selling the contents of the bag, not a f¥cking companion.
Green is the only color that matters on payday. I’m wearing it. You’re sending it. Simple.
If you want to play tonight, prove you understand what this color means. Tribute, then wait for instructions. Late payers don’t get invited twice 🌶️🔗 in bio #femdom#findom
Don’t message “hey.”
Don’t ask if I’m free.
Look at the menu. Send. Wait.
£40 gets you in.
£400 gets my attention.
Anything else is noise.
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