An eyelash floating around in this bowl of Cheerios called life. I should've been the 5th member of Jodeci. Comedian.
Kevin Hart's Hart of the City- Season 1
Is the term I'll whoop yo ass "on sight" like whenever my eyes see you I'm attacking OR "on site" like regardless of where we are it's going down? π€
Is it that Elden Ring needs an easy mode or that other games need a hard mode? π€
(Spider-Man where you can fall to your death if you run out of web fluid and Batman that can get effed up to where he has to call Alfred to pick him up)
Remember how homie in 50 Shades of Gray introduced that lady to his "Pleasure Room"? That same vibe but instead of a bunch of freaky sex shit it's just my collection of early 2000s Teen Rom Com DVDs.
You know how there were groups protesting masks during the pandemic? I want to start one of those but for people who are PRO mask.
Up in Target like "They're taking away our freedom! The freedom to not have to see everyone's uglass face!"