S. LaFontaine

Bio Major @SilasUniversity. Unofficial Truth Speaker.

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I missed her so much.

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"But LaFontaine," she says. "It could get infected."

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Perry wants me to go to an eye specialist in Graz, which I'm all for, as long as she lets me finish building my robotic replacement.

[S. LaFontaine @LaFilphormes]

Turns out, eyepatches are significantly more annoying than cool.

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That's why we got the hell outta dodge...only to be faced with this impenetrable, muddy, slope. #great

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"Let them have their moment." She says.

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Perry says I should concentrate on climbing and not on anything mystical that may or may not have happened in the pit.

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Owww. Delirium from the pain is setting in but I'm pretty sure something that can't be explained by science happened tonight.

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Okay. Step one: Do not get eaten by angry vampire. Step two: Find vanished friend. Without getting eaten by angry vampire.

[S. LaFontaine @LaFilphormes]

Holy Vanishing Batman. Laura's missing and the Dean is gone. The Library might be dead. And Carmilla is panicking.

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... the old-fashioned spatially-contiguous way...

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So, turns out the only thing scarier than the Library's living tesseract thing is when it stops, and you have to walk home...

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Awww. Crap.

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Wait-- where am I?

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Haha! I'm out! I did it! I'm alive! ALIIIIVE!

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Now to move veeeery quietly around the fountain to the exit. Like a water ballet for survival.

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Suck on that, watery doom!

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Now, while the tentacle is chasing that, I use these conveniently included grappling hooks to make good my escape.

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Oooh! Look--he's even got chocolate covered protein bars in here. Good for the occasional craving AND as invertebrate bait.

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Sherman Hollis. That guy is like the patron saint of risk aversion and failsafes.