Lewis Maddison

There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions.

[Lewis Maddison @LAGMaddison]

@Giorgio07399 @RichardBurgon Twat

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@ChuppaVGC Mine’s called Nathan

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Prick

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Twat

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@RishiSunak @SteveBarclay How then?

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@RishiSunak Prick

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@RishiSunak Prick

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@elonmusk Prick

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@Joey7Barton Prick

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@RishiSunak Prick

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@mattmeringue @SkySportsPL @Carra23 They’re quoting him…

[Lewis Maddison @LAGMaddison]

@SkyNews Absolute bellend

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

JIMMY CARR: HIS DARK MATERIAL
My new stand-up special, launching on @netflix 25 December.

[Lewis Maddison @LAGMaddison]

@RocketLeague what are you doing about these?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘bloviator’ (19th century): a speaker of empty rhetoric and blower of hot air; someone who talks a lot but says very little.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

One of the many sad realities of life.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie. P.G. WODEHOUSE

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Pornhub have uploaded a series of “beesexual” videos to their website. Each video click will result in Pornhub making a donation to charities involved with bee conservation.

[Lewis Maddison @LAGMaddison]

@luke_fountain24 @TJSpink @charlieINTEL I think I could handle that 😎