Alaina Johnson

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[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

breeding pets for our entertainment when millions are put down every year simply due to a lack of space is fucked and inhumane and people get really weird when you call them out on it

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@C_S_Taylor Yes 100%

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@spiderhan99 Oh boy, I was very much there. With my matching hello kitty landline phone

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@hannahsleeve I unfollowed a lot of ���influencers” 🤗

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@Natejo91 @realDonaldTrump I didn’t even know you had a Twitter lmao

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

TEXAS - the best there is.. adore you. played all your big cities and so many of your small towns. the way YOU love TX is heaven. ST. VINCENT, erykah badu, steve martin, the fucking chicks. ur food? the best. ur cloths? BEST. wild shows in your state. TX BLUE BABY! WE LOVE YOU

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@saradefibaugh @MikeJohnson1_ Normally I’d say no, but 👀

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

My biggest flaw is that I can’t take a compliment on my clothing without telling them I got it at Walmart for $7

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

if i gotta parallel park do not invite me

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@MikeJohnson1_ @ChrisJayGatsby @ReillyWills 💍

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@MikeJohnson1_ You can borrow mine

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@ReillyWills Don’t do this to me now I WANT IT

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@GoodGuyConnor @msg_tx @greg_lambo Remember me when you’re famous

[Vlad Chituc @VladChituc]

I've been laughing at this tiktok for like 20 minutes

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@MikeJohnson1_ @ReillyWills has plenty of room and also plenty of love

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

You love to see it 💖

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

@ReillyWills @narutopls Tell her ass off bae 🙌🏾

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

@narutopls @ReillyWills @MikeJohnson1_ MIKE? Are you gonna allow this troll in your mentions?

[Alaina Johnson @Lainy_Johnson]

“Jeb it was FILTHY” has me weak

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

at loss for words right now. praying for this beautiful family.